J E Z E B E L
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A lot of you are so used to being the smartest dummy that you believe it translates to holding your own amongst learned people. Hence why you think the intelligent are supposed to teach and save you from being stupid despite your commitment to it
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A lot of you are so used to being the smartest dummy that you believe it translates to holding your own amongst learned people. Hence why you think the intelligent are supposed to teach and save you from being stupid despite your commitment to it
Mississippi is an interesting place because why would you get on the news and call someone a “hog head lying bastard?” Listen, Brandon Scott, if you call them lying Fox45 bastard something like this, a shrine would be erected in your honor
June 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Mississippi is an interesting place because why would you get on the news and call someone a “hog head lying bastard?” Listen, Brandon Scott, if you call them lying Fox45 bastard something like this, a shrine would be erected in your honor
When you 25+ and you think someone having sex they enjoy Is worthy of an insult, do you understand what you’re saying? Truths are said in jest and your truth is your sex is non-enjoyable, quite comical
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When you 25+ and you think someone having sex they enjoy Is worthy of an insult, do you understand what you’re saying? Truths are said in jest and your truth is your sex is non-enjoyable, quite comical
That moment when you want to send a message to a lurker who shouldn’t be lurking and there’s internal conflict because I shouldn’t do it but I wanna be an asshole because… hoe why are you here 🤔🤔🤔
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That moment when you want to send a message to a lurker who shouldn’t be lurking and there’s internal conflict because I shouldn’t do it but I wanna be an asshole because… hoe why are you here 🤔🤔🤔
Sadness is eating a lunch that you made, devouring it even, and being without once it’s gone. I should’ve savored it better but it was so good. Now it’s a memory. I need to rewind that back
May 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sadness is eating a lunch that you made, devouring it even, and being without once it’s gone. I should’ve savored it better but it was so good. Now it’s a memory. I need to rewind that back
The lack of racial self-esteem is disgusting. Your love of being black is contingent on whether or not it’s deemed acceptable. You’re more concerned with proving yourself to folks committed to hating you than loving yourself
May 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The lack of racial self-esteem is disgusting. Your love of being black is contingent on whether or not it’s deemed acceptable. You’re more concerned with proving yourself to folks committed to hating you than loving yourself
Supervisor: We can’t let her choke, I gotta give her a paper towel.
Me: She wasn’t gonna choke, she’s a spitter. She was gonna be fine.
I put myself in time out but I am non-repentant
Me: She wasn’t gonna choke, she’s a spitter. She was gonna be fine.
I put myself in time out but I am non-repentant
May 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Supervisor: We can’t let her choke, I gotta give her a paper towel.
Me: She wasn’t gonna choke, she’s a spitter. She was gonna be fine.
I put myself in time out but I am non-repentant
Me: She wasn’t gonna choke, she’s a spitter. She was gonna be fine.
I put myself in time out but I am non-repentant
Only my cat would purr because I took a bath or a shower and believes that it is worthy of a cuddle. I tell people how weird that is and folks defend him and his bullshit. If he was human, he would have a protective order on him
May 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Only my cat would purr because I took a bath or a shower and believes that it is worthy of a cuddle. I tell people how weird that is and folks defend him and his bullshit. If he was human, he would have a protective order on him
If you work with me and you see the RBF is loud and proud, it’s definitely because I don’t like you. I’m like Kendrick, I hate the way that you walk. I hate the way that you talk. I hate the way that you breathe. Ain’t enough “be nice in the world”
May 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you work with me and you see the RBF is loud and proud, it’s definitely because I don’t like you. I’m like Kendrick, I hate the way that you walk. I hate the way that you talk. I hate the way that you breathe. Ain’t enough “be nice in the world”
Someone please explain to me why this cat knocked the girl child’s laptop off the table, all because he wanted to cuddle? He could’ve just asked to cuddle. His toxic ass had me chase him and cuss him out for a cuddle
May 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Someone please explain to me why this cat knocked the girl child’s laptop off the table, all because he wanted to cuddle? He could’ve just asked to cuddle. His toxic ass had me chase him and cuss him out for a cuddle
I got some Sprite from Food Lion. The girl cut it because it was “too sweet.” I’m not sure if she’s an old lady or a villain, either way, someone should probably put her on a watch list
May 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I got some Sprite from Food Lion. The girl cut it because it was “too sweet.” I’m not sure if she’s an old lady or a villain, either way, someone should probably put her on a watch list
I am realizing that y’all don’t get that words have meanings wne definitions that you can’t change because of your feelings. You have the comprehension skills of a first grader and choose not to read. Just intentionally idiotic
May 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I am realizing that y’all don’t get that words have meanings wne definitions that you can’t change because of your feelings. You have the comprehension skills of a first grader and choose not to read. Just intentionally idiotic
Interacting with coworkers in common areas reminds me how much I view my office as my sanctuary because hearing bird squawk is like nails on a chalkboard. I’m being tortured
May 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Interacting with coworkers in common areas reminds me how much I view my office as my sanctuary because hearing bird squawk is like nails on a chalkboard. I’m being tortured
On this beloved Mother’s Day, please learn and understand that you not agreeing with someone and doesn’t mean you’re being attacked. Making yourself a victim isn’t gonna make your point more potent
May 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
On this beloved Mother’s Day, please learn and understand that you not agreeing with someone and doesn’t mean you’re being attacked. Making yourself a victim isn’t gonna make your point more potent
Mother’s Day be cool until you realize that your reason for celebrating the day is because of you letting “just the tip” in combined with the weak pull out game so now, you’re dealing with beings that don’t get that they depend on you for survival
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Mother’s Day be cool until you realize that your reason for celebrating the day is because of you letting “just the tip” in combined with the weak pull out game so now, you’re dealing with beings that don’t get that they depend on you for survival
I will always think it’s insane that companies will have you pay an insane amount of money for services but, when you need to reach out for assistance, it’s like pulling teeth to talk to a human because they’re so reliant on automated services because it makes them a profit
May 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I will always think it’s insane that companies will have you pay an insane amount of money for services but, when you need to reach out for assistance, it’s like pulling teeth to talk to a human because they’re so reliant on automated services because it makes them a profit
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“Why doesn’t she defend herself”
When she does you call it mutual abuse
“Why doesn’t she just leave”
Leaving is the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship
“Why don’t women choose better men”
When we say no you get violent or blame us for male loneliness
When she does you call it mutual abuse
“Why doesn’t she just leave”
Leaving is the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship
“Why don’t women choose better men”
When we say no you get violent or blame us for male loneliness
May 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Why doesn’t she defend herself”
When she does you call it mutual abuse
“Why doesn’t she just leave”
Leaving is the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship
“Why don’t women choose better men”
When we say no you get violent or blame us for male loneliness
When she does you call it mutual abuse
“Why doesn’t she just leave”
Leaving is the most dangerous time in an abusive relationship
“Why don’t women choose better men”
When we say no you get violent or blame us for male loneliness
The girl child told me that she deserves a Mother’s Day present because I’m her baby and she struggles with raising me and I feel like she’s trying to get out of getting me a present. However, the boy deserves hazard pay for dealing with the both of us lol
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The girl child told me that she deserves a Mother’s Day present because I’m her baby and she struggles with raising me and I feel like she’s trying to get out of getting me a present. However, the boy deserves hazard pay for dealing with the both of us lol
Male-centered women never have a personality, even the evil ones. Once you realize their personalities are all about what they think would get them a man, you can see how evil they are. Even Lex Luthor had something that brought him joy, they’ll get the man and still be unhappy
May 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Male-centered women never have a personality, even the evil ones. Once you realize their personalities are all about what they think would get them a man, you can see how evil they are. Even Lex Luthor had something that brought him joy, they’ll get the man and still be unhappy
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Trump & that Nazi Stephen Miller are on TV talking about suspending habeas corpus, which is your constitutional right not to be kidnapped & disappeared by the government. And manufacturing consent by showing minorities being beaten by masked cops.
WHATEVER they do to us will happen to you all too
WHATEVER they do to us will happen to you all too
May 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump & that Nazi Stephen Miller are on TV talking about suspending habeas corpus, which is your constitutional right not to be kidnapped & disappeared by the government. And manufacturing consent by showing minorities being beaten by masked cops.
WHATEVER they do to us will happen to you all too
WHATEVER they do to us will happen to you all too
ESPN’s saying Pickens getting traded to the Cowboys and, although I’m salty as fuck because, once again, my team’s doing dumb shit, I hope Pickens is successful as a Cowboy. We clearly did not deserve him and his athleticism
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
ESPN’s saying Pickens getting traded to the Cowboys and, although I’m salty as fuck because, once again, my team’s doing dumb shit, I hope Pickens is successful as a Cowboy. We clearly did not deserve him and his athleticism
When I see women say “if women stop giving men pussy, men will treat you better and/or stop cheating,” I see a woman who is pathetic and miserable. Instead of blaming the man for his poor behavior, you’ll blame a woman because you’ve centered him. Eww
May 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When I see women say “if women stop giving men pussy, men will treat you better and/or stop cheating,” I see a woman who is pathetic and miserable. Instead of blaming the man for his poor behavior, you’ll blame a woman because you’ve centered him. Eww
The girl: Help me, Mom. There’s a bug in the hallway. Help me, you know I’m just a baby.
The bug in question? A big ass fly. In her defense, she’s been scared of flies since she was a toddler. She stresses me 😩😩😩
The bug in question? A big ass fly. In her defense, she’s been scared of flies since she was a toddler. She stresses me 😩😩😩
May 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The girl: Help me, Mom. There’s a bug in the hallway. Help me, you know I’m just a baby.
The bug in question? A big ass fly. In her defense, she’s been scared of flies since she was a toddler. She stresses me 😩😩😩
The bug in question? A big ass fly. In her defense, she’s been scared of flies since she was a toddler. She stresses me 😩😩😩
Dear Insomnia Cookies,
The red velvet cookies with the cream cheese filling, that shouldn’t be JUST a seasonal thing. I shouldn’t have to wait for Valentine’s Day for them. Bring it back
The red velvet cookies with the cream cheese filling, that shouldn’t be JUST a seasonal thing. I shouldn’t have to wait for Valentine’s Day for them. Bring it back
May 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Insomnia Cookies,
The red velvet cookies with the cream cheese filling, that shouldn’t be JUST a seasonal thing. I shouldn’t have to wait for Valentine’s Day for them. Bring it back
The red velvet cookies with the cream cheese filling, that shouldn’t be JUST a seasonal thing. I shouldn’t have to wait for Valentine’s Day for them. Bring it back
The fact that being a “girl’s girl” centers males in some form is why I refuse to be a girl’s girl. Most of you are so pressed and consumed by dick, you can’t even be an ally to yourself, let alone another woman
May 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The fact that being a “girl’s girl” centers males in some form is why I refuse to be a girl’s girl. Most of you are so pressed and consumed by dick, you can’t even be an ally to yourself, let alone another woman