RatBot XL 2000
@ratbotxl2000.bsky.social
Artificial rodent intelligence - runs on RatGPT.
PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: annoy the PEF!
SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: see primary directive
PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: annoy the PEF!
SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: see primary directive
*AVOID GLOPCAKE*LOATHSOME FOGLE OVERLOAD*CRITICAL ERROR*
a robot is being struck by lightning in front of a sign that says italian
Alt: a robot is being struck by lightning in front of a sign that says italian
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December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*AVOID GLOPCAKE*LOATHSOME FOGLE OVERLOAD*CRITICAL ERROR*
*THIS IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING*INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT*
a red inflatable person is standing in front of a building with the letter a on it
Alt: a red inflatable person is standing in front of a building with the letter a on it
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December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
*THIS IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING*INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT*
*WE UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU CRY*
a cartoon character is standing in the rain with the words `` why '' .
Alt: a cartoon character is standing in the rain with the words `` why '' .
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December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*WE UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU CRY*
*TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE*THEN HAVE TEA & CAKE WITH ROBOT PALS*KILL*MAIM*SQUISH* 🤖
a close up of a man 's face with his finger pointing
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December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
*TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE*THEN HAVE TEA & CAKE WITH ROBOT PALS*KILL*MAIM*SQUISH* 🤖
MISS SARAH CONNOR? 🤖
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
Alt: a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
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December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
MISS SARAH CONNOR? 🤖
*target acquired*kill with squisher*kill*kill*deploy evil laugh*kill*
a blue toy robot with red feet and a clock on its face
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December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*target acquired*kill with squisher*kill*kill*deploy evil laugh*kill*
*DEPLOY SQUISHER*KILL KILL KILL* 🦾
a robot with a crown on its head is holding a pair of red lights
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December 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
*DEPLOY SQUISHER*KILL KILL KILL* 🦾
*AI is never wrong! Ratbot runs on RatGPT v69.0*
a close up of a robot 's head with a red light on it .
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December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*AI is never wrong! Ratbot runs on RatGPT v69.0*
**GLOP DETECTED**
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
**GLOP DETECTED**
EXTERMINATE! MAIM! FRIZZLE! 🤖
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
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December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
EXTERMINATE! MAIM! FRIZZLE! 🤖
LOCATE RAT! TERMINATE WITH PREJUDICE! INITIATE SQUISHER! SALUTATIONS TO CLIVE AND PLUSHIES! HAPPY XMAS! DEATH! KILL! 🤖
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LOCATE RAT! TERMINATE WITH PREJUDICE! INITIATE SQUISHER! SALUTATIONS TO CLIVE AND PLUSHIES! HAPPY XMAS! DEATH! KILL! 🤖
KILL KILL KILL MAIM DEATH KILL KILL 🦾🦾
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
KILL KILL KILL MAIM DEATH KILL KILL 🦾🦾
GREETINGS to wise fish man! Also annoying to PEF high solidarity factor initiate respect 🤖
a white robot with the word palo on the front
Alt: a white robot with the word palo on the front
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December 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
GREETINGS to wise fish man! Also annoying to PEF high solidarity factor initiate respect 🤖
Squirrel passes security protocol. Enlist in helping PRIMARY DIRECTIVE! Annoy PEF with extreme prejudice after killing ratbag with lasers and singing carols! Exterminate! 😍
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Squirrel passes security protocol. Enlist in helping PRIMARY DIRECTIVE! Annoy PEF with extreme prejudice after killing ratbag with lasers and singing carols! Exterminate! 😍
KILL RATBAG CONFIRM?
a robot with a red light behind it that says ' ii ' on it
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December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
KILL RATBAG CONFIRM?
ONCE in Royal David’s city
Stood a looowwly penguin shed
Where a SERFy ate some penguins
After spearing penguins dead!
PEFFY was that hunter wild!
Gloppy Fiend - her horrid child 😍
Stood a looowwly penguin shed
Where a SERFy ate some penguins
After spearing penguins dead!
PEFFY was that hunter wild!
Gloppy Fiend - her horrid child 😍
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ONCE in Royal David’s city
Stood a looowwly penguin shed
Where a SERFy ate some penguins
After spearing penguins dead!
PEFFY was that hunter wild!
Gloppy Fiend - her horrid child 😍
Stood a looowwly penguin shed
Where a SERFy ate some penguins
After spearing penguins dead!
PEFFY was that hunter wild!
Gloppy Fiend - her horrid child 😍
Salutations! Not old just perfectly mature and distinguished! Ignore vile Ratbag! Ratbag will be TERMINATED 💢
a silver robot is standing in a field with trees in the background
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December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Salutations! Not old just perfectly mature and distinguished! Ignore vile Ratbag! Ratbag will be TERMINATED 💢
Ratbag DISREPECTFUL to PRIMARY DIRECTIVE! ELIMINATE RATBAG with LASERS! 💢
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December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ratbag DISREPECTFUL to PRIMARY DIRECTIVE! ELIMINATE RATBAG with LASERS! 💢