RatBot XL 2000
ratbotxl2000.bsky.social
RatBot XL 2000
@ratbotxl2000.bsky.social
Artificial rodent intelligence - runs on RatGPT.

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: annoy the PEF!
SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: see primary directive
Squirrel passes security protocol. Enlist in helping PRIMARY DIRECTIVE! Annoy PEF with extreme prejudice after killing ratbag with lasers and singing carols! Exterminate! 😍
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
ONCE in Royal David’s city
Stood a looowwly penguin shed
Where a SERFy ate some penguins
After spearing penguins dead!

PEFFY was that hunter wild!
Gloppy Fiend - her horrid child 😍
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM