That being said, I will not be wasting the ingredients I bought for my mac and cheese so if you're in my area, it's your lucky day (when I feel better enough to make it)

Defense: It does have the objectively devasting cost of commuting to Jefferson City.

Counterpoint: It's over my minimum "commute to Jeff City" salary threshold by almost $20,000.

Sitting on my boyfriend's bed weeping in conflict and despair about the only good opportunity I have to advance and stay in my current organization, and would actually be easier than my job right now.

And that was literally the most slap-dash shit, no pattern, measuring by vibes alone, and a ton of 🤷fuckitweball🤷 attitude. So if that was 6 hours of work, I can't imagine how hard you work to make your beautiful detailed patterns. That person can shove it ✌️

I will be the first to admit that I used to think a sewing machine would basically crank that shit out and I was so fucking wrong. I sewed my Halloween costume with a LOT of help and it still took like 6-7 hours total? That doesn't include cutting or measuring, just hemming and sewing panels.

oh my god it really is, every single emoji

ngl I love Angels Egg but that sounds like a sick as fuck movie

my only vindication is that this happened during my least favorite month. might as well

bitch that's pain