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Potential Solution: There's an Etsy listing for plain felted mouse ornaments that you can buy in bulk, I think everyone is just getting a customized mouse this year.
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Potential Solution: There's an Etsy listing for plain felted mouse ornaments that you can buy in bulk, I think everyone is just getting a customized mouse this year.
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
A Queer Reading of ThanksKilling
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A Queer Reading of ThanksKilling
"What is ghost-riding the whip?"
"It's like in Utena-"
"It's like in Utena-"
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"What is ghost-riding the whip?"
"It's like in Utena-"
"It's like in Utena-"
juat wanna crawl in a hole today
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
juat wanna crawl in a hole today
Can't believe I have to miss Thanksgiving this year 🤧 Like on one hand, not having to travel and stress about food is kinda nice, but I do in fact like the food my family makes and look forward to it. At least my BF is gonna bring me a plate from theirs but still :(
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can't believe I have to miss Thanksgiving this year 🤧 Like on one hand, not having to travel and stress about food is kinda nice, but I do in fact like the food my family makes and look forward to it. At least my BF is gonna bring me a plate from theirs but still :(
Can I shove a vacuum nozzle up my nose and just suck out all the sickness from my body please?
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Can I shove a vacuum nozzle up my nose and just suck out all the sickness from my body please?
*A job opens up that I'm a candidate that the hiring staff already want, am qualified for, and that pays double my salary*
Me: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
Me: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*A job opens up that I'm a candidate that the hiring staff already want, am qualified for, and that pays double my salary*
Me: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
Me: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
Patches O'Houlihan is a queer elder
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Patches O'Houlihan is a queer elder
A truly unhinged response to a single coffee mug that was soaking in the breakroom for less than one day at work
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A truly unhinged response to a single coffee mug that was soaking in the breakroom for less than one day at work
while i still hate my work phone, the newer version is definitely a little better, like i hate it about 5% less than the old one. 10% on a good day, even
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
while i still hate my work phone, the newer version is definitely a little better, like i hate it about 5% less than the old one. 10% on a good day, even
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Put my phone down on my leg without turning the screen off lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Put my phone down on my leg without turning the screen off lol
I was not expecting this
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I was not expecting this
I can feel my brain trying to forget today, brother go right ahead 🤘
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I can feel my brain trying to forget today, brother go right ahead 🤘
I hope the person who stole my wallet gets cancer from all the gasoline they bought with my money, food poisoning from the Sonic they bought with my money, and crushed by whatever they bought at Menards with my money 😊
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I hope the person who stole my wallet gets cancer from all the gasoline they bought with my money, food poisoning from the Sonic they bought with my money, and crushed by whatever they bought at Menards with my money 😊
I know it's not the fault of the construction crew, but if a small, non-lethal explosion were to maybe go off and stop work for today, well that would just be alright
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I know it's not the fault of the construction crew, but if a small, non-lethal explosion were to maybe go off and stop work for today, well that would just be alright
I really need Job Point to act like they've ever billed with us before, lately they have just been pure shit
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I really need Job Point to act like they've ever billed with us before, lately they have just been pure shit
Dick Cheney will never make money off the Iraq War again
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dick Cheney will never make money off the Iraq War again
How could I forget to upload this picture from the Admin Conference?
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How could I forget to upload this picture from the Admin Conference?
I would blow every Socket employee for a line out to my apartment and that's not a joke
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I would blow every Socket employee for a line out to my apartment and that's not a joke
Verisma tried to tell me they "didn't honor fees or limits" for medical records, well you do with government funds honey!! State legislature trumps whatever policies you make up, but here's the email for the worst staff member in the entire organization that you can argue in circles with 😊
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Verisma tried to tell me they "didn't honor fees or limits" for medical records, well you do with government funds honey!! State legislature trumps whatever policies you make up, but here's the email for the worst staff member in the entire organization that you can argue in circles with 😊
Name: Admund Magyk
Class: Wizard, lvl 3
Backstory: Folk Hero
Alignment: Chaotic Good
"I owe my guild a great debt for shaping me into the person I am today."
Class: Wizard, lvl 3
Backstory: Folk Hero
Alignment: Chaotic Good
"I owe my guild a great debt for shaping me into the person I am today."
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Name: Admund Magyk
Class: Wizard, lvl 3
Backstory: Folk Hero
Alignment: Chaotic Good
"I owe my guild a great debt for shaping me into the person I am today."
Class: Wizard, lvl 3
Backstory: Folk Hero
Alignment: Chaotic Good
"I owe my guild a great debt for shaping me into the person I am today."
Halloween costume has come together somehow, everything's ready, just pray I don't fuck up my nails and it's gonna be a good Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Halloween costume has come together somehow, everything's ready, just pray I don't fuck up my nails and it's gonna be a good Halloween!!!
Me: *scans something directly to my inbox*
Inbox: (1)
Me: who the FUCK is emailing me???
Inbox: (1)
Me: who the FUCK is emailing me???
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me: *scans something directly to my inbox*
Inbox: (1)
Me: who the FUCK is emailing me???
Inbox: (1)
Me: who the FUCK is emailing me???