This has been brutal. For a working class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. I was the headline this time. But I won't be the last

Patchwork identity revealed #Glastonbury

There’s nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality

“You will be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

2 Bakers and a Purves. How could I resist.

Hey Daily Mail. If you think sandwiches are getting worse check out these filthy Gen Zs and their disgusting woke snacks

The contents of my hotel room in The God Complex