Things I’m thinking about instead of work

I do like a juicy burger, but I do agree on the basis that they’re a handheld food. If I have to use a fork to eat your burger, you’re doing it wrong.

me, on my first case: I think you should cut the baby in half

Something almost romantic about it, like a memory

Lisa meetups turning into sitcom b plots

I’ve thought about it before

Am I manic? Or am I maybe the smartest guy who ever lived?

He is cute but I like him better when he’s suffering :( many such cases

PreP-a Pig??? I’m workshopping it

It’s hard bc I do fw a lot of lil ugly mane songs, and he never said slurs or anything. But it’s the iggy azalea problem. I listen to Mr. Thug Isolation and think “okay but I know you don’t talk like that”

*making eyes with a cute twink in the audience*