grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian
@rasputinian.bsky.social
adult | he/him | pgh🪳Editor usually, translator sometimes, writer even less so. ENG/中文/ESP
🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
🥩 icon by @miikpal.bsky.social
🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
🥩 icon by @miikpal.bsky.social
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📌 ✍️MY WRITING FORECAST📝
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
Favorite bands in terms of % of songs I think bang: chat pile
Favorite band in terms of how interested I am in the art they make: Xiu Xiu
Favorite band in terms of influence on my person: Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
Pretentious hipster picks all around, I am once again burdened with taste
Favorite band in terms of how interested I am in the art they make: Xiu Xiu
Favorite band in terms of influence on my person: Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
Pretentious hipster picks all around, I am once again burdened with taste
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Favorite bands in terms of % of songs I think bang: chat pile
Favorite band in terms of how interested I am in the art they make: Xiu Xiu
Favorite band in terms of influence on my person: Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
Pretentious hipster picks all around, I am once again burdened with taste
Favorite band in terms of how interested I am in the art they make: Xiu Xiu
Favorite band in terms of influence on my person: Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
Pretentious hipster picks all around, I am once again burdened with taste
I think they should let me be a judge. My qualifications are that I’m chill as hell and got a good head on my shoulders. And I look cute in a robe ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I think they should let me be a judge. My qualifications are that I’m chill as hell and got a good head on my shoulders. And I look cute in a robe ❤️
the drums guy: I’m gayyyyy and I reject heaven if it means betraying myself. I am ashamed of how badly I want, but the animal of my body cannot be denied.
me: aw yeah this is the shit
the drums guy: okay now let’s go surfing :)
me: okay I’ve never done that. Next song
me: aw yeah this is the shit
the drums guy: okay now let’s go surfing :)
me: okay I’ve never done that. Next song
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the drums guy: I’m gayyyyy and I reject heaven if it means betraying myself. I am ashamed of how badly I want, but the animal of my body cannot be denied.
me: aw yeah this is the shit
the drums guy: okay now let’s go surfing :)
me: okay I’ve never done that. Next song
me: aw yeah this is the shit
the drums guy: okay now let’s go surfing :)
me: okay I’ve never done that. Next song
Had to tell an author that a word in his manuscript was a slur and link him to an article about sexual violence towards Native American women. Close enough. Welcome back, Bilibili comics.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Had to tell an author that a word in his manuscript was a slur and link him to an article about sexual violence towards Native American women. Close enough. Welcome back, Bilibili comics.
Any time I feel good about the person I am, I get a voice in my head like “are you manic? Is this hubris? Is God going to humble you soon?” and I don’t even think god really works like that but got dam if it’s not a thing I think
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Any time I feel good about the person I am, I get a voice in my head like “are you manic? Is this hubris? Is God going to humble you soon?” and I don’t even think god really works like that but got dam if it’s not a thing I think
finally getting on prep
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
finally getting on prep
People underestimate how manipulative I am as a person. For example, I manipulate people into liking me by being nice and fun to be around. I’m like the Patrick Bateman of being nice. Call me American Normal Guy.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
People underestimate how manipulative I am as a person. For example, I manipulate people into liking me by being nice and fun to be around. I’m like the Patrick Bateman of being nice. Call me American Normal Guy.
I love being annoying it’s probably my favorite thing in the world
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love being annoying it’s probably my favorite thing in the world
I smell like rot and if anyone gives me shit about taking a two-hour lunch at work today and coming back with an oozing wound in my chest I’m going to heavily imply I have cancer. Fuck my gay chud life
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I smell like rot and if anyone gives me shit about taking a two-hour lunch at work today and coming back with an oozing wound in my chest I’m going to heavily imply I have cancer. Fuck my gay chud life
Zooted at the Texas Roadhouse to celebrate five years of knowing this bitch. Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Zooted at the Texas Roadhouse to celebrate five years of knowing this bitch. Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
Prepper Pig. Is this anything?
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Prepper Pig. Is this anything?
I know lil ugly mane is white, but like. was he white the entire time?
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know lil ugly mane is white, but like. was he white the entire time?
One thing Judaism has on Christianity is that the Torah has a theme song. Unsure if Muslims have something similar, but maybe they should.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One thing Judaism has on Christianity is that the Torah has a theme song. Unsure if Muslims have something similar, but maybe they should.
Completely killing the vibe at the function by doing Chat Pile “Dallas beltway” at gay bar karaoke
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Completely killing the vibe at the function by doing Chat Pile “Dallas beltway” at gay bar karaoke
The male loneliness epidemic is real! Kiss the homies with tongue ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The male loneliness epidemic is real! Kiss the homies with tongue ❤️
How much do you think it would cost to get me absolutely trashed and then hire a bird educator to bring out a bunch of parrots for my birthday. Because that sounds like my perfect night.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How much do you think it would cost to get me absolutely trashed and then hire a bird educator to bring out a bunch of parrots for my birthday. Because that sounds like my perfect night.
Tfw an itch that can never be scratched 😔
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tfw an itch that can never be scratched 😔
All this time I thought a petard, as in “hoisted by one’s own petard,” was an article of fancy men’s clothing, and you’re telling me it’s a bomb? It’s been a bomb this entire time?
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
All this time I thought a petard, as in “hoisted by one’s own petard,” was an article of fancy men’s clothing, and you’re telling me it’s a bomb? It’s been a bomb this entire time?
CHAPTER FIFTEEN. Can you tell this one has a sex scene in it?
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
CHAPTER FIFTEEN. Can you tell this one has a sex scene in it?
“Crotch” is such a hideously unsexy word, and I always feel like I’ve written myself into a corner when I have to use it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Crotch” is such a hideously unsexy word, and I always feel like I’ve written myself into a corner when I have to use it.
God I see what you’re doing for the people of New York City and I want that for me
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
God I see what you’re doing for the people of New York City and I want that for me
Racist jokes are almost never funny but the ones that really piss me off is when people do the “Asian accent confusing Ls and Rs” for Chinese people because it’s not even true. L and R are different sounds in Chinese. Make a joke about Chinese people pronouncing Ns as Ls. Then maybe I’ll laugh.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Racist jokes are almost never funny but the ones that really piss me off is when people do the “Asian accent confusing Ls and Rs” for Chinese people because it’s not even true. L and R are different sounds in Chinese. Make a joke about Chinese people pronouncing Ns as Ls. Then maybe I’ll laugh.
Baby cousin has become a raw meat conspiracy theorist 😔
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Baby cousin has become a raw meat conspiracy theorist 😔
I think this movie would make more sense if there were actually porn in it. When I figured out this was the same guy who made A Talking Cat!?! everything suddenly clicked
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think this movie would make more sense if there were actually porn in it. When I figured out this was the same guy who made A Talking Cat!?! everything suddenly clicked
(At least once a week, for some reason)
me: I’m in a bad mood, and it’s not your fault. I am clearly communicating to you so that you know my bad mood is not because of you.
someone else: okay
me: *lets frustration show through in my tone or body language*
them: um. Why are you being a dick?
me: I’m in a bad mood, and it’s not your fault. I am clearly communicating to you so that you know my bad mood is not because of you.
someone else: okay
me: *lets frustration show through in my tone or body language*
them: um. Why are you being a dick?
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
(At least once a week, for some reason)
me: I’m in a bad mood, and it’s not your fault. I am clearly communicating to you so that you know my bad mood is not because of you.
someone else: okay
me: *lets frustration show through in my tone or body language*
them: um. Why are you being a dick?
me: I’m in a bad mood, and it’s not your fault. I am clearly communicating to you so that you know my bad mood is not because of you.
someone else: okay
me: *lets frustration show through in my tone or body language*
them: um. Why are you being a dick?