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Working in customer service be like:
Ray Kroc I don't know.
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Creature
I drrew this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Nature is beautiful.
I have no friends so I brought along my stuffed animals for the road trip. Please forgive me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Congrats Mamdani.
There is no political subtext in this tweet. This is a silly joke do not read too much into this. But seriously good job Zohran.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Archival Footage
July 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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🎻

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July 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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I'm putting together a team
SCP-7894 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7894 is to be contained in a secure, isolated area, away from all females. No female personnel are permitted to observe SCP-7894 in any capacity. Any instances of unauthorized exposure must be immediately reported to Site-██ personnel. Description: SCP-7894 is a humanoid entity, his body is composed of a ██████-like substance. SCP-7894 is drawn to public locations, where it attracts significant female attention, who show an overwhelming compulsion to consume portions of its body. Notable occurrences include: Incident 7894-A: SCP-7894 is observed on a city street, where two females consume its nose. Incident 7894-B: At a picnic, a female is seen rubbing fruit into SCP-7894’s stomach. Incident 7894-C: SCP-7894’s arm is taken by a passing vehicle as it interacts with a crowd of women at a gym. The transformation appears to be irreversible, and while SCP-7894's body parts are consumed, it remains conscious and continues to function despite the loss. Caution: SCP-7894’s effects on female individuals are significant, resulting in psychological and physical compulsions. Exposure to SCP-7894 is highly restricted for females, as it is deemed unsafe and potentially traumatic. Further study is ongoing to determine the full scope of its anomalous properties. SCP-4723 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4723 is to be housed in a fully automated containment chamber at Site-██, with all interactions conducted remotely. Any physical contact with SCP-4723 is strictly prohibited. SCP-4723 must undergo psychological evaluation every two weeks to assess his emotional stability due to the distressing nature of its anomaly. Description: SCP-4723 is an African American human male, formerly identified as █████ ██████, he exhibits an anomalous effect upon direct contact with any physical matter. Any object or living being touched by SCP-4723 instantly undergoes complete molecular restructuring, converting into small, uniformly shaped sugar-based confections resembling █████. The process is irreversible. SCP-4723 claims to have acquired this effect through unknown means and expresses extreme distress regarding its consequences. Notably, SCP-4723 has recounted multiple incidents where unintentional activation of its anomaly resulted in████████████████████, ██████████████, , and, in one instance, the termination of a human subject during a routine handshake. Psychological evaluations indicate severe emotional trauma, particularly following an event in which SCP-4723 allegedly attempted to interact with its newborn offspring. When questioned, SCP-4723 refused to elaborate on the outcome, only responding with prolonged silence. Addendum 4723-1: Testing with D-Class personnel is permanently suspended following Incident 4723-07. Remaining test material has been collected and stored in Biohazard Locker 12. Further research into reversal methods is ongoing. SCP-7892 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7892 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell with access to █████ and █████. Interaction is to be limited to approved personnel. Description: SCP-7892 is a 20-year-old humanoid male with a compulsive fixation on █████ and █████. It regularly sings a repetitive song about █████ and █████ performs a distinctive dance. This dance has no anomalous effect on observers. SCP-7892 shows no hostility but becomes distressed when deprived of █████ and █████. Addendum 7892-A: No incidents have been recorded. Testing is ongoing. [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-████ - [REDACTED] Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. Personnel are to avoid direct ████████████████████████████ at all costs. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. Description: ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████baby██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████.
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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When a furry gets accused of doing inappropriate things to animals:
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Inside you are two wolves.

#fursuitfriday
Left: Akai Right: @demiinn.bsky.social Center: unknown
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Heflew
June 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Mischievous peasant attempts to sell the Lord a brick, stating that it is a bag with 30 gold coins inside.
Uncle Cage
May 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Fluffy Friday
May 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Confession: I never watched Squid Games.
May 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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My dad works for Lucasfilm and he told me this is how the Andor show ends.
May 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Invented a new Chess varient that I'd like to call Pope Chess.

On one side you have the good popes, on the other side you have the evil popes. First player to take out all of their opponent's pieces wins the game!
The reasons furries enjoy playing chess is because they get to mate a lot.
May 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Food
I ate the foreground. I didn't eat the background.
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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They don’t even burn ballots anymore.

Now they just all rip their vapes in sync and let God decide.
Black smoke = No Pope White smoke = New pope Green smoke = Northern Lights Indica
May 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If any of your non-furry friends ask what a sheath is, show them this:
I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who made this meme possible. It’s been a journey—an emotional, ridiculous, deeply unhinged journey. But most of all, I need to thank @coyotesweets.bsky.social for giving me this joke. Without him, this meme would be nothing. Just a joeg. Just nonsense. But now? Now it’s art. It’s culture. It’s history. I also want to thank my Wi-Fi, which almost failed me during the upload… to my thumbs, for typing out that caption even though they were cold… to the saving function, which has never let me down… this is for you. We don’t make memes for the glory. We do it for the chaos. For the community. For the moment. And today—today we made something beautiful.
March 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Such a wise man.
Hello. The joke here is that the Windows Operating System uses weird numbers to count. A more traditional application of this joke would have it say: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11. Instead I have Bill Gates (the inventor of windows) counting normally. If you have a computer or ever used a computer, the unexpected punchline may be initially confusing. For the more smarter people they will get the joke and share this tweet for others to enjoy. The best comedy challenges us.
February 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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We didn't realize at the time we were looking at a prophecy.
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM