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Working in customer service be like:
Ray Kroc I don't know.
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Creature
I drrew this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Nature is beautiful.
I have no friends so I brought along my stuffed animals for the road trip. Please forgive me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Congrats Mamdani.
There is no political subtext in this tweet. This is a silly joke do not read too much into this. But seriously good job Zohran.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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One of my favorite game is Hades. In Hades, you play as Hades, from the House of Hades. You must travel through the land of Hades (which is called Hades) to escape Hades, and at the end of Hades, you defeat the final boss of Hades: Hades.
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I thought Rashomon was a pokémon but it turned out I didn't remember it right.
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three times, shame on me.

Fool me four times, shame on me.

Fool me five times, shame on me.

Fool me six times, shame on me.

Fool me seven times, shame on me.

Fool me eight times, shame on me.

Fool me nine times, shame on me.
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Kitty litter and CPUs are made of the same thing.
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Downtown Abbey
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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If you have to use the self checkout, they should give you a discount.
August 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Snowmen are evil.
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Archival Footage
July 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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🎻

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July 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Went to the flea market today.

Not a single flea for sale.

Four hours of my life wasted.
July 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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If you see someone wearing a ring it means they are wearing a regular gold ring and not a lord of the ring. If they were wearing a lord of the ring they would be invisible and you would be unable to see them.
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Salt is sand you can eat.
July 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Joke: What menu do gamers use the most?

Answer: The pause menu!
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I'm putting together a team
SCP-7894 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7894 is to be contained in a secure, isolated area, away from all females. No female personnel are permitted to observe SCP-7894 in any capacity. Any instances of unauthorized exposure must be immediately reported to Site-██ personnel. Description: SCP-7894 is a humanoid entity, his body is composed of a ██████-like substance. SCP-7894 is drawn to public locations, where it attracts significant female attention, who show an overwhelming compulsion to consume portions of its body. Notable occurrences include: Incident 7894-A: SCP-7894 is observed on a city street, where two females consume its nose. Incident 7894-B: At a picnic, a female is seen rubbing fruit into SCP-7894’s stomach. Incident 7894-C: SCP-7894’s arm is taken by a passing vehicle as it interacts with a crowd of women at a gym. The transformation appears to be irreversible, and while SCP-7894's body parts are consumed, it remains conscious and continues to function despite the loss. Caution: SCP-7894’s effects on female individuals are significant, resulting in psychological and physical compulsions. Exposure to SCP-7894 is highly restricted for females, as it is deemed unsafe and potentially traumatic. Further study is ongoing to determine the full scope of its anomalous properties. SCP-4723 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4723 is to be housed in a fully automated containment chamber at Site-██, with all interactions conducted remotely. Any physical contact with SCP-4723 is strictly prohibited. SCP-4723 must undergo psychological evaluation every two weeks to assess his emotional stability due to the distressing nature of its anomaly. Description: SCP-4723 is an African American human male, formerly identified as █████ ██████, he exhibits an anomalous effect upon direct contact with any physical matter. Any object or living being touched by SCP-4723 instantly undergoes complete molecular restructuring, converting into small, uniformly shaped sugar-based confections resembling █████. The process is irreversible. SCP-4723 claims to have acquired this effect through unknown means and expresses extreme distress regarding its consequences. Notably, SCP-4723 has recounted multiple incidents where unintentional activation of its anomaly resulted in████████████████████, ██████████████, , and, in one instance, the termination of a human subject during a routine handshake. Psychological evaluations indicate severe emotional trauma, particularly following an event in which SCP-4723 allegedly attempted to interact with its newborn offspring. When questioned, SCP-4723 refused to elaborate on the outcome, only responding with prolonged silence. Addendum 4723-1: Testing with D-Class personnel is permanently suspended following Incident 4723-07. Remaining test material has been collected and stored in Biohazard Locker 12. Further research into reversal methods is ongoing. SCP-7892 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7892 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell with access to █████ and █████. Interaction is to be limited to approved personnel. Description: SCP-7892 is a 20-year-old humanoid male with a compulsive fixation on █████ and █████. It regularly sings a repetitive song about █████ and █████ performs a distinctive dance. This dance has no anomalous effect on observers. SCP-7892 shows no hostility but becomes distressed when deprived of █████ and █████. Addendum 7892-A: No incidents have been recorded. Testing is ongoing. [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-████ - [REDACTED] Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. Personnel are to avoid direct ████████████████████████████ at all costs. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. Description: ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████baby██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████.
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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When a furry gets accused of doing inappropriate things to animals:
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Inside you are two wolves.

#fursuitfriday
Left: Akai Right: @demiinn.bsky.social Center: unknown
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Sonic
the
Hedgehog
on
SEGA
the
Genesis
June 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Just found Jeff Bezos is getting married in Venice.

I don't understand.

I thought Jeff Bezos was anti union.
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Had the nightmare again where I was pushed into the McDonald's ball pit and wasn't allowed out until I ate all the balls.
June 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM