Randystwin
@randystwin.bsky.social
I won the gag gift exchange last night
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I won the gag gift exchange last night
My top emotes @somagreen.bsky.social . So many dancing Froggies!
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My top emotes @somagreen.bsky.social . So many dancing Froggies!
Every update to twitter seems like it is done to discretely ask women to have your kids
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Every update to twitter seems like it is done to discretely ask women to have your kids
Only my mom would get me a weed/tarot themed card and I love it
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Only my mom would get me a weed/tarot themed card and I love it
Chicken pot pie with corn chowder was definitely the call for lunch. Holy shit
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Chicken pot pie with corn chowder was definitely the call for lunch. Holy shit
Watching musk and trump fighting over Twitter today
June 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Watching musk and trump fighting over Twitter today
Haven't been feeling too creative with my memes lately. Is this anything?
June 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Haven't been feeling too creative with my memes lately. Is this anything?
Just giving someone morphine and sending them home sounds like a Sherlock Holmes ass way to fix someone
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just giving someone morphine and sending them home sounds like a Sherlock Holmes ass way to fix someone
Reach out to that weird uncle of yours, he probably is not doing well today
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reach out to that weird uncle of yours, he probably is not doing well today
Hey Oedipus, I heard you like em Mom
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hey Oedipus, I heard you like em Mom
Ngl drip goes hard
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ngl drip goes hard
This was one of my drafts on the other site
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This was one of my drafts on the other site
I am starting the valentines day prep early this year
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am starting the valentines day prep early this year