Randystwin
@randystwin.bsky.social
My family doesn't meet up until next weekend, so my christmas today consists of beer, football, some light gambling, and my favorite soup. Life is good!
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My family doesn't meet up until next weekend, so my christmas today consists of beer, football, some light gambling, and my favorite soup. Life is good!
Not now kitten, Daddy is getting visited by 3 ghosts to teach him the meaning of the holiday spirit
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not now kitten, Daddy is getting visited by 3 ghosts to teach him the meaning of the holiday spirit
I need someone to explain to me why you cant ask what someone's favorite dinosaur is on a date? It sets the foundation of the relationship
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I need someone to explain to me why you cant ask what someone's favorite dinosaur is on a date? It sets the foundation of the relationship
I am in the finals for 2 different fantasy football leagues. If I win both I could get $1200
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I am in the finals for 2 different fantasy football leagues. If I win both I could get $1200
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
I dont kiss and tell. Mainly because I generally dont like talking to people and my love life is terrible
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I dont kiss and tell. Mainly because I generally dont like talking to people and my love life is terrible
Cold damn night. House got down to 11 degrees Celsius (51 farenheit) before the power came back on
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cold damn night. House got down to 11 degrees Celsius (51 farenheit) before the power came back on
Nothing like a large area power outage when it is -17 celsius out. Its not going to be even looked at for another 10 hours due to safety concerns. My water is off and drained and I am hunkered down with some thick blankets
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nothing like a large area power outage when it is -17 celsius out. Its not going to be even looked at for another 10 hours due to safety concerns. My water is off and drained and I am hunkered down with some thick blankets
The trick to getting through the week is to limit yourself to one vice a night
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The trick to getting through the week is to limit yourself to one vice a night
I need a recommendation for a new TV series to watch. Just know I will argue with you the whole time about watching it though
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need a recommendation for a new TV series to watch. Just know I will argue with you the whole time about watching it though
I have been compiling a list of things people do that automatically make me assume they are perverts and it is getting very long
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I have been compiling a list of things people do that automatically make me assume they are perverts and it is getting very long
I can tell the joke lands when I see the light leave their eyes
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I can tell the joke lands when I see the light leave their eyes
Instead of asking ChatGPT just ask me. I can give you an incorrect answer with full confidence as well
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Instead of asking ChatGPT just ask me. I can give you an incorrect answer with full confidence as well
Act your Spotify Listening Age, not your Spotify Listening Shoe Size
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Act your Spotify Listening Age, not your Spotify Listening Shoe Size
They need a dating service where you can share your recaps and it will match based on them
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
They need a dating service where you can share your recaps and it will match based on them
My top emotes @somagreen.bsky.social . So many dancing Froggies!
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My top emotes @somagreen.bsky.social . So many dancing Froggies!
Do you think The Grinch had to cut poop out of his fur?
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Do you think The Grinch had to cut poop out of his fur?
Why do people take gorgeous old buildings and make them look like the apartment from "American Psycho"
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why do people take gorgeous old buildings and make them look like the apartment from "American Psycho"
Chili needs beans otherwise it is just meat slop. If you like meat slop you are a pervert
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chili needs beans otherwise it is just meat slop. If you like meat slop you are a pervert
My guilty pleasure is watching travel videos where they have a bad time
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My guilty pleasure is watching travel videos where they have a bad time
Every update to twitter seems like it is done to discretely ask women to have your kids
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Every update to twitter seems like it is done to discretely ask women to have your kids
I just binge watched all of Killjoys and I highly recommend it
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just binge watched all of Killjoys and I highly recommend it
Only my mom would get me a weed/tarot themed card and I love it
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Only my mom would get me a weed/tarot themed card and I love it