Randy Rhodes
@randyrhodes.bsky.social
Grandfather. Trial and appellate lawyer. Bulldog whisperer.
Married for 35 years. Together for 38. We are a team.
Her hot flashes have her up at 2:00 a.m., turning the thermostat down to 62. My prostate has me up at 4:00 a.m., when I turn the thermostat up a tad before polar bears move in and eat us. #marriage
Her hot flashes have her up at 2:00 a.m., turning the thermostat down to 62. My prostate has me up at 4:00 a.m., when I turn the thermostat up a tad before polar bears move in and eat us. #marriage
July 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Married for 35 years. Together for 38. We are a team.
Her hot flashes have her up at 2:00 a.m., turning the thermostat down to 62. My prostate has me up at 4:00 a.m., when I turn the thermostat up a tad before polar bears move in and eat us. #marriage
Her hot flashes have her up at 2:00 a.m., turning the thermostat down to 62. My prostate has me up at 4:00 a.m., when I turn the thermostat up a tad before polar bears move in and eat us. #marriage
Trying to read on the couch with a snoring dog on my lap is impossible. Time for an early nap. 💤
December 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Trying to read on the couch with a snoring dog on my lap is impossible. Time for an early nap. 💤
Merry Christmas, y’all. Be safe and be kind. God bless.
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December 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Merry Christmas, y’all. Be safe and be kind. God bless.
I have a Rule 11 joke, but we have to talk about it before I can tell anyone else.
I have a res judicata joke, but you’ve probably already heard it
I have a joke about consideration, but you have to tell me one too
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I have a Rule 11 joke, but we have to talk about it before I can tell anyone else.
2004 Thanksgiving banter with dad (61 y/o): Great turkey! Should have worn my stretchy pants. I need a nap.
2024 Thanksgiving banter with dad (81): DOC’S STICKING A SCOPE UP MY WEINER NEXT WEEK TO CHECK MY PROSTATE!
Love that guy.
#HappyThanksgiving
2024 Thanksgiving banter with dad (81): DOC’S STICKING A SCOPE UP MY WEINER NEXT WEEK TO CHECK MY PROSTATE!
Love that guy.
#HappyThanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
2004 Thanksgiving banter with dad (61 y/o): Great turkey! Should have worn my stretchy pants. I need a nap.
2024 Thanksgiving banter with dad (81): DOC’S STICKING A SCOPE UP MY WEINER NEXT WEEK TO CHECK MY PROSTATE!
Love that guy.
#HappyThanksgiving
2024 Thanksgiving banter with dad (81): DOC’S STICKING A SCOPE UP MY WEINER NEXT WEEK TO CHECK MY PROSTATE!
Love that guy.
#HappyThanksgiving
I can’t even . . . .
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I can’t even . . . .
Oh Dallas. We hardly knew ye.
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November 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Oh Dallas. We hardly knew ye.
@jesssea.bsky.social Welcome! Far more chill than X.
November 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
@jesssea.bsky.social Welcome! Far more chill than X.
My wife “ran in” to Target to get a birthday card. Twenty minutes later, she came out pushing a cart overflowing with bags.
Damn you, Target.
😑
Damn you, Target.
😑
November 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
My wife “ran in” to Target to get a birthday card. Twenty minutes later, she came out pushing a cart overflowing with bags.
Damn you, Target.
😑
Damn you, Target.
😑
People need to leave JD Vance alone. It was a love seat.
July 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM
People need to leave JD Vance alone. It was a love seat.
Not going to lie. “The ghost of Corn Pop” made me spit the gin out of my mouth.
July 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Not going to lie. “The ghost of Corn Pop” made me spit the gin out of my mouth.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Randy. Hey, can you please unplug our political system and plug it back in? We need a hard reset. 🙏
July 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Are you there, God? It’s me, Randy. Hey, can you please unplug our political system and plug it back in? We need a hard reset. 🙏
Was in the grocery store, sneezed, and my shorts fell down to my ankles. Looking for a new grocery store. 😳#ozempicprobs
June 8, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Was in the grocery store, sneezed, and my shorts fell down to my ankles. Looking for a new grocery store. 😳#ozempicprobs
I kinda yelled “We don’t hump in this house” at the puppy. My wife is worried what the neighbors think.
May 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I kinda yelled “We don’t hump in this house” at the puppy. My wife is worried what the neighbors think.