Randy Pack
@randypack.bsky.social
Retired, recovering CPA. I enjoy reading, traveling, photography, long naps, and the Oxford comma. I am gay, widowed, and insanely good looking.
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It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's time to move past the narrative that the masked ICE agents aren't ICE agents but bounty hunters cosplaying as ICE. They are people who willingly signed up to abduct people and collect a government paycheck.
I'm pretty sure something broke tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm pretty sure something broke tonight.
Who is the chief punctuation officer at the White House? It's absolutely chaotic right now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Who is the chief punctuation officer at the White House? It's absolutely chaotic right now.
I'm thankful and a little disheartened.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm thankful and a little disheartened.
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Those National Guard troops should have been home with their families for Thanksgiving, not picking up trash in Washington, D.C. for our felon president's political theater. Now, this will be used to justify even more militarization of our cities. Stay vigilant.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Those National Guard troops should have been home with their families for Thanksgiving, not picking up trash in Washington, D.C. for our felon president's political theater. Now, this will be used to justify even more militarization of our cities. Stay vigilant.
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The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The current state of the Oval Office (recorded by Scavino)
I'm scared to death that we're going to fuck up now.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm scared to death that we're going to fuck up now.
Our President is an idiot. Can we at least agree on that point?
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Our President is an idiot. Can we at least agree on that point?
Real estate doesn't vote. Right?
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Real estate doesn't vote. Right?
If any congressperson introduces a bill to leave the time the fuck alone they'd be eligible for life tenure.
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If any congressperson introduces a bill to leave the time the fuck alone they'd be eligible for life tenure.
I wrote a letter today. In cursive. Why do I feel like I did something impressive?
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wrote a letter today. In cursive. Why do I feel like I did something impressive?
And here we are lining up at the pay station.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
And here we are lining up at the pay station.
At least Ronald Reagan was pleasantly stupid. It's the best I've got.
October 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At least Ronald Reagan was pleasantly stupid. It's the best I've got.
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I think I’ll trust my doctor. He can spell hepatitis properly.
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think I’ll trust my doctor. He can spell hepatitis properly.
I've never been more ashamed to be an American.
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I've never been more ashamed to be an American.
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Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.
Congratulations, America.
Congratulations, America.
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.
Congratulations, America.
Congratulations, America.
I got my solar panels cleaned and I am SO much happier. Said no one ever. But it's sorta true.
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I got my solar panels cleaned and I am SO much happier. Said no one ever. But it's sorta true.
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This!
June 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This!
Brava!
Drag queens are at the Kennedy Center to protest Donald Trump, who is in attendance for a performance of Les Misérables
June 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Brava!