Rändy Käus
@randykaus.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.
I'm loving the analysis and commentary of #VanityFair 's MAGA photoshoot exposing White House Press Secretary #KarolineLeavitt ’s Botox injections above her lip, not to mention her skin looks like melted cheese.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm loving the analysis and commentary of #VanityFair 's MAGA photoshoot exposing White House Press Secretary #KarolineLeavitt ’s Botox injections above her lip, not to mention her skin looks like melted cheese.
Family Guy - Little Drummer Boy - Neil Peart
YouTube video by sqwuade
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December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It would be easier to get rid of the schools instead of the guns at this point.
#GunReformNOW
#GunControlNOW
#EndGunViolence
#2ndAmendment
#GunViolence
#GunControl
#NRA
#GunReformNOW
#GunControlNOW
#EndGunViolence
#2ndAmendment
#GunViolence
#GunControl
#NRA
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It would be easier to get rid of the schools instead of the guns at this point.
#GunReformNOW
#GunControlNOW
#EndGunViolence
#2ndAmendment
#GunViolence
#GunControl
#NRA
#GunReformNOW
#GunControlNOW
#EndGunViolence
#2ndAmendment
#GunViolence
#GunControl
#NRA
“That last take was great, but could you make it sound more like you really want to fuck #SantaClaus?” -
#SantaBaby recording engineer
#Christmas
#SantaBaby recording engineer
#Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“That last take was great, but could you make it sound more like you really want to fuck #SantaClaus?” -
#SantaBaby recording engineer
#Christmas
#SantaBaby recording engineer
#Christmas
Nothing sez, "I stopped at a CVS for your gift on the way over" like a Whitman's Sampler. #Christmas
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nothing sez, "I stopped at a CVS for your gift on the way over" like a Whitman's Sampler. #Christmas
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was my childhood argument for never getting married. #Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was my childhood argument for never getting married. #Christmas
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - #GeorgeOrwell, '1984'
MSN
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December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - #GeorgeOrwell, '1984'
The one big difference between #Jesus and #SantaClaus is that #Santa doesn't want to relentlessly punish and torture non-believers. #Christmas
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The one big difference between #Jesus and #SantaClaus is that #Santa doesn't want to relentlessly punish and torture non-believers. #Christmas
If you think what you've done is perfectly legal, you don't spend weeks lying about it.
#NarcoTerrorists
#NarcoTerrorists
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you think what you've done is perfectly legal, you don't spend weeks lying about it.
#NarcoTerrorists
#NarcoTerrorists
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
#Walmart is also a #FragranceDestination.
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
#Walmart is also a #FragranceDestination.
Why does every #GOP senator sound like #HuckleberryHound?
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why does every #GOP senator sound like #HuckleberryHound?
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
((Bartender)) Sir, it's not appropriate to order kamikazes on #PearlHarborDay.
((Me)) Keep 'em comin', junior... it's the only way to get bombed.
((Me)) Keep 'em comin', junior... it's the only way to get bombed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
((Bartender)) Sir, it's not appropriate to order kamikazes on #PearlHarborDay.
((Me)) Keep 'em comin', junior... it's the only way to get bombed.
((Me)) Keep 'em comin', junior... it's the only way to get bombed.
So what's with all the shitty #QuentinTarantino quotes going around the socials lately?
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So what's with all the shitty #QuentinTarantino quotes going around the socials lately?
It's that time of year where I get shitfaced drunk and piss on my neighbor's outdoor nativity scene. #Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's that time of year where I get shitfaced drunk and piss on my neighbor's outdoor nativity scene. #Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Biden shit my pants!" - #DonaldTrump
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Biden shit my pants!" - #DonaldTrump
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Anybody notice #FreddieMercury reincarnated as #PittsburghSteelers backup QB #MasonRudolph?
#Bills/Steelers
#Bills/Steelers
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anybody notice #FreddieMercury reincarnated as #PittsburghSteelers backup QB #MasonRudolph?
#Bills/Steelers
#Bills/Steelers
All this #CyberMonday shopping is slowing down my porn buffering!
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
All this #CyberMonday shopping is slowing down my porn buffering!
Trump reads #QuietPiggy - a new book by #DJT
"Quiet Piggy!", a new book by President Donald Trump | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
YouTube video by 22 Minutes
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November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trump reads #QuietPiggy - a new book by #DJT