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Rändy Käus
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Hi, my name is Rändy and I tell jokes on the internet that idiots take seriously.
Hey, what's your favorite #SuperBowl commercial!?!

Write your answer on a piece of paper and flush it right down the toilet.
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Whenever I see #LindseyVonn, I can't help but wonder how many times #TigerWoods scored a hole-in-one on that par 3.
#Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm really starting to feel the #SuperBowl excitement! And by excitement, I mean nausea.
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Asking a #priest if he'd like some 'peanuts' is awesome because it almost sounds like you're saying 'penis.'
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Kid Rock's setlist for Sunday's "All-American Halftime Show."

#SuperBowl #Trump #KidRock #BadBunny #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #tpusa
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Looking forward to #TedNugent and #KidRock recording a duet to bring people together called, "Ivory & Ivory."
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The so-called, #AllAmericanHalftimeShow will likely be a slow motion train wreck. Check out some of #KidRock 's (aka #RobertRitchie) white trash, shit kicking lyrics⤵️
Moe Davis for Western North Carolina
It makes sense for the Christian network TBN to carry the TPUSA Halftime Show featuring headliner Kid Rock … seriously, how many people have looked at this picture and screamed “Jesus Christ!”...
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February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This post got some attention on #Threads.
#ice
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Buying some #beer for the #SuperBowl. What's the best brand to puke up? Also looking for puke-friendly #nachos.
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
bizarre sex cult
#EpsteinFiles
voteinoroutteens on Instagram: "The Massive Epstein Files Release: Part 2.It’s been three days since the DOJ released more than 3 million documents, photos, and vi…"
The Massive Epstein Files Release: Part 2.It’s been three days since the DOJ released more than 3 million documents, photos, and videos relating to Jeffrey Epstein. New bombshells are coming to light with each passing hour — including more allegations of rape against Trump, claims that party attendees were dismembering babies, and accusations of torture against Prince Andrew.The newest batch of files contains more than 38,000 references in 5,300 files to “Trump, his wife, Mar-a-Lago, and other related words and phrases,” according to a New York Times investigation. Notably, none of the references are direct communications between Trump and Epstein.But don’t get your hopes up for any indictments: Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche told CNN on Sunday, “There was nothing in there that allowed us to prosecute anybody. … We then released over 3.5 million pieces of paper, which the entire world can look at now, and see if we got it wrong.”The latest Epstein dump came more than a month after the DOJ was obligated to release all the files by a bipartisan bill that Congress passed and Trump signed into law. #Repost @therecount・・・Help this information get to more voters. 🇺🇸 A well-informed electorate is a prerequisite to Democracy.—Thomas Jefferson
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February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The same country who elected a spray tanned crime boss gives credibility to weather predicting rodents.
We're not too swift.
#GroundhogDay
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
If you did a shot every time #TrevorNoah said, “Are you kidding me!?!” you’d be passed out by now.

#GRAMMYs
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
So what is the cow laughing at, my cholesterol level?
#LaughingCow
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My favorite #CatherineO'Hara era happened when she was a regular on #SCTV. Here she is impersonating #BrookeShields. Shhh... let's watch.
SCTV The Brooke Shields Show
YouTube video by The Second City
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January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
- BREAKING -
In a stunning reversal, #Trump uses new #Epstein files to distract from illegal #ICE activities, #Iran!
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is commonly known as the "Orange Eclipse" in pedo circles.
#EpsteinFiles #Epstein #Trump #EpsteinFilesCoverUp
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
According to the scale at my gym, I've lost $300 so far.
#NewYearsResolutions
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
#Ratboys - "Anywhere"
Great chorus and guitar hook.
Ratboys - "Anywhere" [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Ratboys
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January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I hear two of #TheBeatles will reunite at the #GRAMMYS. I wonder which two?
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM