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Randy
@randyiv.bsky.social
· Aug 14
All the shit I wanna say is illegal.
Steak sauce is great. On fries.
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Steak sauce is great. On fries.
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oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
The center will not hold. It’s coming apart faster than they can grasp at it.
Scary times.
Scary times.
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The center will not hold. It’s coming apart faster than they can grasp at it.
Scary times.
Scary times.
Man, you gotta quit the first time they try to kill a story like this. You don’t get to quit the fifth time, or when it’s your story. You gotta sack up and walk now or you lose mountains of unrecoverable respect every single day after.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Man, you gotta quit the first time they try to kill a story like this. You don’t get to quit the fifth time, or when it’s your story. You gotta sack up and walk now or you lose mountains of unrecoverable respect every single day after.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
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Do not build churches to people.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do not build churches to people.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
The older I get, the less is required of someone for me to consider them a reasonable person.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The older I get, the less is required of someone for me to consider them a reasonable person.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
This. But about sandwich cheese.
"This guy has elite stuff but can't throw strikes" then he doesn't have elite stuff
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This. But about sandwich cheese.
We’re all watching the coyote run in mid-air, just waiting for it to look down.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We’re all watching the coyote run in mid-air, just waiting for it to look down.
I would eat cottage cheese more if it was nacho flavored. Cottage flavor sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I would eat cottage cheese more if it was nacho flavored. Cottage flavor sucks.
It’s like I’m 16 all over again.
There are seriously people on here saying trump didnt slob on Clinton's knob. As if we as a nation weren't primed to notice who has and hasn't sucked that man's dick. Trump clearly has.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s like I’m 16 all over again.
Much like pro wrestling, it is possible for all sides to lose and for that uniform loss to be the best possible outcome.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Much like pro wrestling, it is possible for all sides to lose and for that uniform loss to be the best possible outcome.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
Why does Wolverine have dead girlfriends like he’s trying to write Mambo No. 6?
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Why does Wolverine have dead girlfriends like he’s trying to write Mambo No. 6?
I can’t remember the last time I saw a flock of birds.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I can’t remember the last time I saw a flock of birds.
Are we frothing yet? It feels very frothy out there.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Are we frothing yet? It feels very frothy out there.
I want a Dick Pill that just turns me into different guys named Richard.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I want a Dick Pill that just turns me into different guys named Richard.
Total Eclipse of the Heart is a bullshit song title. It’s always dark in there. For everyone. If it’s not dark, you’re dying. No one has a sun and a moon in their chest Bonnie, that’s crazy talk.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Total Eclipse of the Heart is a bullshit song title. It’s always dark in there. For everyone. If it’s not dark, you’re dying. No one has a sun and a moon in their chest Bonnie, that’s crazy talk.
I feel like you can’t swim in lemon custard. There’s just no ability to float.
However, the medium of custard is liquid enough that it MAY be possible to drown.
So, in conclusion, an Olympic diving pool of lemon custard may be the perfect trap.
However, the medium of custard is liquid enough that it MAY be possible to drown.
So, in conclusion, an Olympic diving pool of lemon custard may be the perfect trap.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel like you can’t swim in lemon custard. There’s just no ability to float.
However, the medium of custard is liquid enough that it MAY be possible to drown.
So, in conclusion, an Olympic diving pool of lemon custard may be the perfect trap.
However, the medium of custard is liquid enough that it MAY be possible to drown.
So, in conclusion, an Olympic diving pool of lemon custard may be the perfect trap.
So many people tonight get to have the age old argument:
“I am NOT taking candy from our child! I am PURCHASING a Butterfinger from the vendor in my living room!”
Followed by, “He could’ve chosen to keep the chocolate! He wanted the $10! No I don’t consider it bribery, I consider it Capitalism!”
“I am NOT taking candy from our child! I am PURCHASING a Butterfinger from the vendor in my living room!”
Followed by, “He could’ve chosen to keep the chocolate! He wanted the $10! No I don’t consider it bribery, I consider it Capitalism!”
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So many people tonight get to have the age old argument:
“I am NOT taking candy from our child! I am PURCHASING a Butterfinger from the vendor in my living room!”
Followed by, “He could’ve chosen to keep the chocolate! He wanted the $10! No I don’t consider it bribery, I consider it Capitalism!”
“I am NOT taking candy from our child! I am PURCHASING a Butterfinger from the vendor in my living room!”
Followed by, “He could’ve chosen to keep the chocolate! He wanted the $10! No I don’t consider it bribery, I consider it Capitalism!”
With any luck, this is at least the end of the beginning.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
With any luck, this is at least the end of the beginning.
I once stood alone in a room and ate four donuts as fast as I humanly could because I knew the next person to come through that door was going to throw them away and that made me sad.
I was the agent of their liberation.
I was the agent of their liberation.
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I once stood alone in a room and ate four donuts as fast as I humanly could because I knew the next person to come through that door was going to throw them away and that made me sad.
I was the agent of their liberation.
I was the agent of their liberation.
11,000 people and 39 starships were destroyed at Wolf 359. I suspect whatever you’ve done, you haven’t betrayed an entire quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy. Never, ever trust a motivational speaker.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
11,000 people and 39 starships were destroyed at Wolf 359. I suspect whatever you’ve done, you haven’t betrayed an entire quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy. Never, ever trust a motivational speaker.
This is all tech now.
We are pretending it is not this and that is entirely predictable, I suppose.
We are pretending it is not this and that is entirely predictable, I suppose.
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is all tech now.
We are pretending it is not this and that is entirely predictable, I suppose.
We are pretending it is not this and that is entirely predictable, I suppose.
Rock collecting is probably the second oldest hobby after strangling the chicken.
Taking a cool rock from the landscaping at various places I visit is one of my favorite things to do.
October 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rock collecting is probably the second oldest hobby after strangling the chicken.