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Randy
@randyiv.bsky.social
· Aug 14
All the shit I wanna say is illegal.
I don’t think you can claim to be a professional in the anxiety game until you’ve had anxiety about shit that already happened and worked out great.
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I don’t think you can claim to be a professional in the anxiety game until you’ve had anxiety about shit that already happened and worked out great.
I’m a big fan of this. Remember to get the blood flowing. Walk the perimeter of the yard and stand silently in a corner, sucking on a piece of hard candy, or a cigarette, while staring out at the horizon.
Think I'll just stay in the cave today
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I’m a big fan of this. Remember to get the blood flowing. Walk the perimeter of the yard and stand silently in a corner, sucking on a piece of hard candy, or a cigarette, while staring out at the horizon.
Hey I felt something crawling on me and when I finally looked down after a few minutes it was a spider!
That’s so awesome! I thought for sure it was gonna be nerve damage but it was real this time!
That’s so awesome! I thought for sure it was gonna be nerve damage but it was real this time!
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hey I felt something crawling on me and when I finally looked down after a few minutes it was a spider!
That’s so awesome! I thought for sure it was gonna be nerve damage but it was real this time!
That’s so awesome! I thought for sure it was gonna be nerve damage but it was real this time!
Does this mean Drew Carey can sell his own merch now?
Cause I’d buy Drew Carey show action figures. I’d buy ALL the Mimi repaints.
Cause I’d buy Drew Carey show action figures. I’d buy ALL the Mimi repaints.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Does this mean Drew Carey can sell his own merch now?
Cause I’d buy Drew Carey show action figures. I’d buy ALL the Mimi repaints.
Cause I’d buy Drew Carey show action figures. I’d buy ALL the Mimi repaints.
It never, ever, not once in all of everything thunk a thought.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It never, ever, not once in all of everything thunk a thought.
Is phpbb an app? Can we do that again? I liked that.
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Is phpbb an app? Can we do that again? I liked that.
I hate how you can hear people’s eyeballs just flopping around in their skulls. Just little wet meat things making all those sounds.
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I hate how you can hear people’s eyeballs just flopping around in their skulls. Just little wet meat things making all those sounds.
It’s all so quiet now. The smell of powder persists. Paper rustles against the curb when the wind blows. There’s a few bangs and thumps in the distance. Boyhood desires cast about, finding their ends in a pop and a little smoke.
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It’s all so quiet now. The smell of powder persists. Paper rustles against the curb when the wind blows. There’s a few bangs and thumps in the distance. Boyhood desires cast about, finding their ends in a pop and a little smoke.
Steak sauce is great. On fries.
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Steak sauce is great. On fries.
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oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
The center will not hold. It’s coming apart faster than they can grasp at it.
Scary times.
Scary times.
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The center will not hold. It’s coming apart faster than they can grasp at it.
Scary times.
Scary times.
Man, you gotta quit the first time they try to kill a story like this. You don’t get to quit the fifth time, or when it’s your story. You gotta sack up and walk now or you lose mountains of unrecoverable respect every single day after.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Man, you gotta quit the first time they try to kill a story like this. You don’t get to quit the fifth time, or when it’s your story. You gotta sack up and walk now or you lose mountains of unrecoverable respect every single day after.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
Heroes and disappointments coming with the sunrise.
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Do not build churches to people.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do not build churches to people.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
Those foundations are always made of sand. Eventually you are forced to stand in the wreckage and admit it or deny the destruction exists as it crashes down around you.
The older I get, the less is required of someone for me to consider them a reasonable person.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The older I get, the less is required of someone for me to consider them a reasonable person.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
I do not know if this is reflective of the man or the times. Perhaps one has driven the other to the edge of this particular quarry and encouraged his compatriot to look down, down, down into the abyss.
This. But about sandwich cheese.
"This guy has elite stuff but can't throw strikes" then he doesn't have elite stuff
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This. But about sandwich cheese.
We’re all watching the coyote run in mid-air, just waiting for it to look down.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We’re all watching the coyote run in mid-air, just waiting for it to look down.
I would eat cottage cheese more if it was nacho flavored. Cottage flavor sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I would eat cottage cheese more if it was nacho flavored. Cottage flavor sucks.
It’s like I’m 16 all over again.
There are seriously people on here saying trump didnt slob on Clinton's knob. As if we as a nation weren't primed to notice who has and hasn't sucked that man's dick. Trump clearly has.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s like I’m 16 all over again.
Much like pro wrestling, it is possible for all sides to lose and for that uniform loss to be the best possible outcome.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Much like pro wrestling, it is possible for all sides to lose and for that uniform loss to be the best possible outcome.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
What a wild couple days. Bet it gets crazier from here.
Why does Wolverine have dead girlfriends like he’s trying to write Mambo No. 6?
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Why does Wolverine have dead girlfriends like he’s trying to write Mambo No. 6?
I can’t remember the last time I saw a flock of birds.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I can’t remember the last time I saw a flock of birds.
Are we frothing yet? It feels very frothy out there.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Are we frothing yet? It feels very frothy out there.