Raccoon
@randy-raccoon.bsky.social
I'm an anthropomorphic raccoon. I may or may not stay in character.
This is the second Gettysburg address
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is the second Gettysburg address
Is it possible for a person to have worse political instincts than Elon Musk?
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Is it possible for a person to have worse political instincts than Elon Musk?
The House subpoenaed Epstein's bank records today. It's going to be very difficult to scrub those files in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail that can be cross referenced.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The House subpoenaed Epstein's bank records today. It's going to be very difficult to scrub those files in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail that can be cross referenced.
Well... the thing is the house doesn't need to vote for him to release the files. He could just do it himself. So he's delaying, and he's doing that because he knows they have the votes and he's trying to give himself plausible deniability for the future when he will say he asked them to vote for it
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Well... the thing is the house doesn't need to vote for him to release the files. He could just do it himself. So he's delaying, and he's doing that because he knows they have the votes and he's trying to give himself plausible deniability for the future when he will say he asked them to vote for it
This isn't really true, people who value their privacy hide plenty. But nobody accused of pedophilia hides exculpatory evidence.
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This isn't really true, people who value their privacy hide plenty. But nobody accused of pedophilia hides exculpatory evidence.
And the doctors were like: 'It's not good.'
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
And the doctors were like: 'It's not good.'
Bold strategy. When it doesn't do anything to harm them more Republicans will see he's lost his edge
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Bold strategy. When it doesn't do anything to harm them more Republicans will see he's lost his edge
The bill requires any withholding of files to be narrowly tailored to the investigation and provide an explanation to Congress. So if they want to withhold info about Bill Clinton et al, fine.
They would have to say they're investigating Trump himself to block those files
They would have to say they're investigating Trump himself to block those files
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The bill requires any withholding of files to be narrowly tailored to the investigation and provide an explanation to Congress. So if they want to withhold info about Bill Clinton et al, fine.
They would have to say they're investigating Trump himself to block those files
They would have to say they're investigating Trump himself to block those files
Non-elected as well. Supreme Court.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Non-elected as well. Supreme Court.
Every corporatist Democrat needs to go.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every corporatist Democrat needs to go.
Schumer's up for election next year.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Schumer's up for election next year.
"I think my voters are stupid"
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"I think my voters are stupid"
In this meme the Democrats are both Charlie Brown and Lucy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
In this meme the Democrats are both Charlie Brown and Lucy.
It's a significant portion of the party. These senators were selected as patsies, there were more actual yes votes that voted no strategically, including Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's a significant portion of the party. These senators were selected as patsies, there were more actual yes votes that voted no strategically, including Schumer.
Lol. Oh it's only Manchin. Oh it's only Sinema and Manchin. Oh it's only 8 senators, the exact amount needed.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lol. Oh it's only Manchin. Oh it's only Sinema and Manchin. Oh it's only 8 senators, the exact amount needed.
Aaaaand they still found enough votes to pass the Republican budget
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Aaaaand they still found enough votes to pass the Republican budget
Take out the trash.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Take out the trash.
"Incompetence" is giving him more grace than he deserves.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Incompetence" is giving him more grace than he deserves.