Randuhll
@randuhl.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover (reformed) and functionally illiterate
Seagulls and target parking lots
#universalpairs
#universalpairs
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Seagulls and target parking lots
#universalpairs
#universalpairs
Sea anemone implies the existence of a land anemone.
February 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sea anemone implies the existence of a land anemone.
Reposted by Randuhll
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”
The pope has “double” pneumonia and “mild” kidney failure. Adjectives in healthcare are WILD.
#healthcare #pope #doublemild
#healthcare #pope #doublemild
February 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The pope has “double” pneumonia and “mild” kidney failure. Adjectives in healthcare are WILD.
#healthcare #pope #doublemild
#healthcare #pope #doublemild
Sly Lives is reverse six sense. #hewasalivethewholetime #slylives
February 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sly Lives is reverse six sense. #hewasalivethewholetime #slylives
I love my wife and son so much. That’s it.
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I love my wife and son so much. That’s it.
If I die tomorrow, I have eaten an extraordinary amount of olives. fuck yeah
February 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If I die tomorrow, I have eaten an extraordinary amount of olives. fuck yeah
250 years……..so close
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
250 years……..so close
I’m hoping this bird flu doesn’t completely disrupt the tar and feather portion of history we are hopefully entering.
February 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m hoping this bird flu doesn’t completely disrupt the tar and feather portion of history we are hopefully entering.
I want to delete meta but Marketplace is like asmr for nihilists.
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I want to delete meta but Marketplace is like asmr for nihilists.
The brutalist….
It was a movie. I guess that means more now than it used to.
It was a movie. I guess that means more now than it used to.
January 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The brutalist….
It was a movie. I guess that means more now than it used to.
It was a movie. I guess that means more now than it used to.
Movie pass……..fuck me that was the top of the mountain.
January 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Movie pass……..fuck me that was the top of the mountain.
Why is the poop emoji 💩 smiling? Massive lack of self awareness.
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why is the poop emoji 💩 smiling? Massive lack of self awareness.
So…which one of these clowns is gonna show up with the mustache? #herrlip #newsky #everythingisawful
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So…which one of these clowns is gonna show up with the mustache? #herrlip #newsky #everythingisawful
DUCKS AREN’T YELLOW. Why lie? #childrensbooklobby
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DUCKS AREN’T YELLOW. Why lie? #childrensbooklobby
I asked Sabrina Carpenter to lend a hand with our deck. Let’s just say her ancestors are DISAPPOINTED.
January 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I asked Sabrina Carpenter to lend a hand with our deck. Let’s just say her ancestors are DISAPPOINTED.
Microwaves that operate like toasters. A solitary spring loaded action. Do or do not. All these buttons on the microwave….so much refuse.
January 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Microwaves that operate like toasters. A solitary spring loaded action. Do or do not. All these buttons on the microwave….so much refuse.
Empathy is to listen
Love is to understand
Freedom is to forgive
Fart is a food ghost
#catharsis #highku #empathy
Love is to understand
Freedom is to forgive
Fart is a food ghost
#catharsis #highku #empathy
January 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Empathy is to listen
Love is to understand
Freedom is to forgive
Fart is a food ghost
#catharsis #highku #empathy
Love is to understand
Freedom is to forgive
Fart is a food ghost
#catharsis #highku #empathy
My wife just asked if Geordie Greep was Lin Manuel Miranda and now I can’t unhear it.
#musicsky #geordiegreep
#marriage #ihaventhadmycofeeyet
#musicsky #geordiegreep
#marriage #ihaventhadmycofeeyet
January 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My wife just asked if Geordie Greep was Lin Manuel Miranda and now I can’t unhear it.
#musicsky #geordiegreep
#marriage #ihaventhadmycofeeyet
#musicsky #geordiegreep
#marriage #ihaventhadmycofeeyet
“Open one present at a time and comment on it” in Laws
OR
“Go around the table and tell us what you are thankful for” in laws
OR
“Go around the table and tell us what you are thankful for” in laws
December 27, 2024 at 9:31 PM
“Open one present at a time and comment on it” in Laws
OR
“Go around the table and tell us what you are thankful for” in laws
OR
“Go around the table and tell us what you are thankful for” in laws
Being moved by @boniver.bsky.social as long as I can remember it. Knowing those lyrics are free form splatter paint is the most pro wrestling move of all time. Rings upon rings.
December 22, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Being moved by @boniver.bsky.social as long as I can remember it. Knowing those lyrics are free form splatter paint is the most pro wrestling move of all time. Rings upon rings.
Soup for DINNER? At best soup is an appetizer after 3pm.
December 13, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Soup for DINNER? At best soup is an appetizer after 3pm.
I’m not talkin’ bout the linen
I don’t want to change your sheets.
Please do your own laundry.
I’d really love it if you did your own laundry.
I don’t want to change your sheets.
Please do your own laundry.
I’d really love it if you did your own laundry.
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I’m not talkin’ bout the linen
I don’t want to change your sheets.
Please do your own laundry.
I’d really love it if you did your own laundry.
I don’t want to change your sheets.
Please do your own laundry.
I’d really love it if you did your own laundry.