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A random synopsis of a star trek episode by @mrnuclear.monster
Find out more about him at https://mrnuclear.monster
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Next week, on CBS All-Access Michael gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring yet also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Michael gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring yet also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.
In this episode Odo finds a crashed Jem’Hadar and the Founders spaceship and secretly tries some of that Kestrel White and finds out it's just pureed soft pretzels but also finds an unexpected love.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In this episode Odo finds a crashed Jem’Hadar and the Founders spaceship and secretly tries some of that Kestrel White and finds out it's just pureed soft pretzels but also finds an unexpected love.
This time Captain Janeway has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This time Captain Janeway has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
In this episode Commander Sisko goes to meetings about their Roladan Wild Draw addiction nevertheless they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
In this episode Commander Sisko goes to meetings about their Roladan Wild Draw addiction nevertheless they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
In this episode Lt. Reed can't leave well enough alone but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
In this episode Lt. Reed can't leave well enough alone but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
In this episode Guinan tries to convince the colonists on Rigel VII to leave when their sun is about to explode though really discovers why the spice must flow.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
In this episode Guinan tries to convince the colonists on Rigel VII to leave when their sun is about to explode though really discovers why the spice must flow.
In this episode Lt. Reed finds out the true meaning of Christmas nevertheless that brings back an old cast member.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In this episode Lt. Reed finds out the true meaning of Christmas nevertheless that brings back an old cast member.
In this episode Chakotay returns to Earth's past though ends up stuck in the mirror universe
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
In this episode Chakotay returns to Earth's past though ends up stuck in the mirror universe
In this episode Chief O'Brien is considering quitting their job and exploring space for the other 98 changelings although ends up stuck in the mirror universe
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In this episode Chief O'Brien is considering quitting their job and exploring space for the other 98 changelings although ends up stuck in the mirror universe
In this episode Commander Sisko is sad that their lover is actually a Maquis smuggler but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
In this episode Commander Sisko is sad that their lover is actually a Maquis smuggler but the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Admiral Cornwell implants their personality into another character's subconscious though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Admiral Cornwell implants their personality into another character's subconscious though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
Tonight on Star Trek
Mr. Scott finds a colony of children but that brings back an old cast member.
Mr. Scott finds a colony of children but that brings back an old cast member.
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight on Star Trek
Mr. Scott finds a colony of children but that brings back an old cast member.
Mr. Scott finds a colony of children but that brings back an old cast member.
In this episode Commander Sisko is the main for the A plot but never really resolves the Klingon problem.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In this episode Commander Sisko is the main for the A plot but never really resolves the Klingon problem.
This time Uhura confuses an entirely logical race of brains in jars although also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This time Uhura confuses an entirely logical race of brains in jars although also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Data has to solve a Sherlock Holmes mystery in order to unlock the holodeck yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
Data has to solve a Sherlock Holmes mystery in order to unlock the holodeck yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Data has to solve a Sherlock Holmes mystery in order to unlock the holodeck yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
Data has to solve a Sherlock Holmes mystery in order to unlock the holodeck yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
Tonight on Star Trek
Captain Kirk returns to Earth's past although actually is the reason why we love.
Captain Kirk returns to Earth's past although actually is the reason why we love.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tonight on Star Trek
Captain Kirk returns to Earth's past although actually is the reason why we love.
Captain Kirk returns to Earth's past although actually is the reason why we love.
In this episode Nog finds out that Old Jake has been running his old-man-dying-with-his-dad-trapped-in-subspace scam on lady writers again though also finds an unexpected love.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In this episode Nog finds out that Old Jake has been running his old-man-dying-with-his-dad-trapped-in-subspace scam on lady writers again though also finds an unexpected love.
In this episode Hoshi has a transporter accident although also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In this episode Hoshi has a transporter accident although also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
In this episode Dax has some more wormhole catnip visions of cities buried in stone four hundred thousand years ago but the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In this episode Dax has some more wormhole catnip visions of cities buried in stone four hundred thousand years ago but the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
This time Uhura talks with Spock's brain although the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This time Uhura talks with Spock's brain although the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in Quark’s bar
This time Captain Archer solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This time Captain Archer solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
This time L'Rell can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This time L'Rell can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.
Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi travels through time though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
Hoshi travels through time though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi travels through time though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
Hoshi travels through time though is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
In this episode Chekov infiltrates the Romulan empire although the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In this episode Chekov infiltrates the Romulan empire although the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
This time Chief O'Brien moves into new quarters yet this is really an episode about the B plot
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This time Chief O'Brien moves into new quarters yet this is really an episode about the B plot