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A random synopsis of a star trek episode by @mrnuclear.monster
Find out more about him at https://mrnuclear.monster
You can also find this bot on Mastodon at https://mastodon.social/@randostartrek
This time Captain Archer repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin though becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league
February 20, 2026 at 8:45 AM
This time Captain Archer repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin though becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league
In this episode Dr. McCoy lets the ship get taken over by some aliens with belts that make everyone play freeze tag yet is suspiciously sensitive to light
February 20, 2026 at 7:47 AM
In this episode Dr. McCoy lets the ship get taken over by some aliens with belts that make everyone play freeze tag yet is suspiciously sensitive to light
Tonight on Enterprise
Travis finds something in the Vulcan database although actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
Travis finds something in the Vulcan database although actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
February 20, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Tonight on Enterprise
Travis finds something in the Vulcan database although actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
Travis finds something in the Vulcan database although actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
This time Spock crosses the galactic barrier however takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque
February 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This time Spock crosses the galactic barrier however takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque
In this episode Nog can't stop dancing but can't remember the last 24 hours.
February 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
In this episode Nog can't stop dancing but can't remember the last 24 hours.
In this episode Subcommander T'Pol finds a giant space creature however accidentally causes the crew to get space drunk.
February 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
In this episode Subcommander T'Pol finds a giant space creature however accidentally causes the crew to get space drunk.
In this episode Data sure as shit isn't going into another meeting though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
February 20, 2026 at 2:45 AM
In this episode Data sure as shit isn't going into another meeting though the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
This time Uhura battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos although the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
February 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This time Uhura battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos although the crypto market crashes and isolinear GPU prices return to normal
In this episode Data paints some art and drinks wine though also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
February 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
In this episode Data paints some art and drinks wine though also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
Tonight on Enterprise
Lt. Reed hopes that the next leap is the leap home but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.
Lt. Reed hopes that the next leap is the leap home but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.
February 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Tonight on Enterprise
Lt. Reed hopes that the next leap is the leap home but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.
Lt. Reed hopes that the next leap is the leap home but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Captain Lorca accidentally starts a war with the Klingons although the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
February 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Captain Lorca accidentally starts a war with the Klingons although the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
In this episode Captain Archer battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit
February 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
In this episode Captain Archer battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit
This time Seven of Nine meets a Q but also starts another war!
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This time Seven of Nine meets a Q but also starts another war!
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Tom Paris meets a Q though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
Tom Paris meets a Q though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
February 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Tom Paris meets a Q though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
Tom Paris meets a Q though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
The EMH battles a Borg cube although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
The EMH battles a Borg cube although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
February 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
The EMH battles a Borg cube although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
The EMH battles a Borg cube although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
In this episode Chief O'Brien is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 although also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
February 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
In this episode Chief O'Brien is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 although also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
Tonight on Star Trek
Mr. Scott solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
Mr. Scott solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
February 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Tonight on Star Trek
Mr. Scott solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
Mr. Scott solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though actually is the link to the alpha quadrant
This time Lt. Reed meets a friendly robot who just wants to love though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This time Lt. Reed meets a friendly robot who just wants to love though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
In this episode Dr. Crusher battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos although finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In this episode Dr. Crusher battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos although finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.
In this episode Cmdr. Tuvok can't control their holodeck addiction but becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league
February 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
In this episode Cmdr. Tuvok can't control their holodeck addiction but becomes an all-star pitcher in the new-earth baseball league
This time Nog destroys an old man’s cottage so they can kick the old man out of his home after abducting his best friends though also finds an unexpected love.
February 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
This time Nog destroys an old man’s cottage so they can kick the old man out of his home after abducting his best friends though also finds an unexpected love.
This time Kes sure as shit isn't going into another meeting but actually is the reason why we love.
February 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
This time Kes sure as shit isn't going into another meeting but actually is the reason why we love.
This time Dax fights with what appears to be their duplicate, if they were attracted to the doctor though is suspiciously sensitive to light
February 19, 2026 at 10:46 AM
This time Dax fights with what appears to be their duplicate, if they were attracted to the doctor though is suspiciously sensitive to light
Tonight on Star Trek
Uhura enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but ends up stuck in the mirror universe
Uhura enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but ends up stuck in the mirror universe
February 19, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Tonight on Star Trek
Uhura enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but ends up stuck in the mirror universe
Uhura enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but ends up stuck in the mirror universe
This time Hoshi can't leave well enough alone although also starts another war!
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 AM
This time Hoshi can't leave well enough alone although also starts another war!