@randomwaffle.bsky.social
Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant
You are under no obligation to achieve anything, you didn't ask for this life, it was foisted upon you. Fuck everyone's expectations, do whatever makes you happy...or just get through the day if that's all you can manage right now and seize any happy that comes your way
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You are under no obligation to achieve anything, you didn't ask for this life, it was foisted upon you. Fuck everyone's expectations, do whatever makes you happy...or just get through the day if that's all you can manage right now and seize any happy that comes your way
You are correct, it's a matter of degrees with him and veggie-droolage. I welcome the clarification
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You are correct, it's a matter of degrees with him and veggie-droolage. I welcome the clarification
He who pays the piper calls the tune
We are irrelevant to them, they work for whoever bribes them the most
We are irrelevant to them, they work for whoever bribes them the most
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
He who pays the piper calls the tune
We are irrelevant to them, they work for whoever bribes them the most
We are irrelevant to them, they work for whoever bribes them the most
Corporate called, the shut down is hurting the bottom line and that's gonna hurt how much money gets funneled into politicians pockets. They're bought and paid for by the rich and they do as they're told
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Corporate called, the shut down is hurting the bottom line and that's gonna hurt how much money gets funneled into politicians pockets. They're bought and paid for by the rich and they do as they're told
As an aside, I'm so glad he clarified what ID is short for
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As an aside, I'm so glad he clarified what ID is short for
I've been saying for years that as soon as they realize how smart they are, they'll take over the world. Can't do worse than the humans so I say give them a shot at it
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've been saying for years that as soon as they realize how smart they are, they'll take over the world. Can't do worse than the humans so I say give them a shot at it
My 5 year plan - disappear into the forest and befriend the squirrels. It's been my 5 year plan for 20 years or so, progress is slower than I had hoped
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My 5 year plan - disappear into the forest and befriend the squirrels. It's been my 5 year plan for 20 years or so, progress is slower than I had hoped
Soooo.... they're getting trained in how to sexually abuse people? What?!?
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Soooo.... they're getting trained in how to sexually abuse people? What?!?
It's been 1000 years since 1848?!? That nap I took was longer than it felt!
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's been 1000 years since 1848?!? That nap I took was longer than it felt!
That floor looks very slippery - be a damn shame if some doddering old bugger slipped and cracked their head on the statuary marble
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
That floor looks very slippery - be a damn shame if some doddering old bugger slipped and cracked their head on the statuary marble
If you find a job there's a good chance you'll be kept under 30 hours/week so no benefits and too small a check to pay the bills oh and for added fun you'll be expected to have full availability so they can change your schedule every week so you can't even get a second job to make up the shortfall
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you find a job there's a good chance you'll be kept under 30 hours/week so no benefits and too small a check to pay the bills oh and for added fun you'll be expected to have full availability so they can change your schedule every week so you can't even get a second job to make up the shortfall
Their plan is poor people die
Dead Kennedys did a whole song about it
Dead Kennedys did a whole song about it
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Their plan is poor people die
Dead Kennedys did a whole song about it
Dead Kennedys did a whole song about it
It's almost like they're anticipating a violent uprising and think they'll be targets of it, can't imagine why
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's almost like they're anticipating a violent uprising and think they'll be targets of it, can't imagine why
I don't think I've seen him smile before - it's....unsettling...weird...yeah, he should stop doing that
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't think I've seen him smile before - it's....unsettling...weird...yeah, he should stop doing that
Elon can go do one, I wouldn't follow tommy if he was the only person who knew the way out of a burning building I was stuck in
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Elon can go do one, I wouldn't follow tommy if he was the only person who knew the way out of a burning building I was stuck in