@randomwaffle.bsky.social
Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant
Keeping my fingers crossed that the reason he hasn't posted is he's stroked out from the stress and is now a drooling vegetable
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Keeping my fingers crossed that the reason he hasn't posted is he's stroked out from the stress and is now a drooling vegetable
It would be cool if we could stop playing semantics about perverts and age ranges.
A nonce is a nonce and rape is rape!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
A nonce is a nonce and rape is rape!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It would be cool if we could stop playing semantics about perverts and age ranges.
A nonce is a nonce and rape is rape!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
A nonce is a nonce and rape is rape!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Henceforth I shall be misperceiving how I feel. It seems a fitting frame of mind for our current dystopia
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Henceforth I shall be misperceiving how I feel. It seems a fitting frame of mind for our current dystopia
I assume the people/corporations that make big donations got on the phone to dem leadership and told them profits are hurting so if they want donations to keep flowing they better get the government reopened asap. I really wish there were more people with principles in elected office
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I assume the people/corporations that make big donations got on the phone to dem leadership and told them profits are hurting so if they want donations to keep flowing they better get the government reopened asap. I really wish there were more people with principles in elected office
As I see it, the plan is poor people get no health care so a lot will die before retirement age, or can't afford to retire and rich people don't need social security as they have private pensions so social security payments won't be a thing any more - lots more money for rich people!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As I see it, the plan is poor people get no health care so a lot will die before retirement age, or can't afford to retire and rich people don't need social security as they have private pensions so social security payments won't be a thing any more - lots more money for rich people!
Three bees, one poppy
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Three bees, one poppy
Trying to enjoy blackberry cobbler with a generous amount of evaporated milk and I miscalculated where my own leg was, slopped a load of evap milk all over my lap so now I'm sad and my trousers will soon smell of sour milk
Life can be cruel
Life can be cruel
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trying to enjoy blackberry cobbler with a generous amount of evaporated milk and I miscalculated where my own leg was, slopped a load of evap milk all over my lap so now I'm sad and my trousers will soon smell of sour milk
Life can be cruel
Life can be cruel
The thing is, elon, the English really don't like being told what to do or what's best for them and this dislike becomes a burning resentment and defiance when it's an outsider doing the telling, so, with all due respect, stick your opinion about who we should follow all the way up your arse
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The thing is, elon, the English really don't like being told what to do or what's best for them and this dislike becomes a burning resentment and defiance when it's an outsider doing the telling, so, with all due respect, stick your opinion about who we should follow all the way up your arse
What's that saying about 3 missed meals from chaos? Gonna be lots of people missing meals starting next week
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What's that saying about 3 missed meals from chaos? Gonna be lots of people missing meals starting next week
"thank you for your attention to this matter" reads, to me, like he's flouncing out of the room in a miss-piggy-esque manner and that image brings me a moment of joy in dark times
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"thank you for your attention to this matter" reads, to me, like he's flouncing out of the room in a miss-piggy-esque manner and that image brings me a moment of joy in dark times
Why are we the only creatures who exchange huge chunks of out life to make someone else rich so we can pay bills (making more people rich) instead of just making ourselves a shelter and hunter-gathering what we need? We fucked up this whole "society" thing, time to go feral!
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Why are we the only creatures who exchange huge chunks of out life to make someone else rich so we can pay bills (making more people rich) instead of just making ourselves a shelter and hunter-gathering what we need? We fucked up this whole "society" thing, time to go feral!
I can't help thinking of how certain people fled to Argentina at the end of the curfuffle in 1945. I'm sure the eagerness to prop up Argentina's current regime has nothing to do with the history repeating itself thing that we're living through, that would be too obvious of a plot line, surely
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I can't help thinking of how certain people fled to Argentina at the end of the curfuffle in 1945. I'm sure the eagerness to prop up Argentina's current regime has nothing to do with the history repeating itself thing that we're living through, that would be too obvious of a plot line, surely
I rarely know what day of the week we're on except my days off. I think my boss is trying to help me differentiate by giving me a schedule next week where I work different hours every day - no two days have the same start & finish time. Damn you for making me have to pay so much attention to days!
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I rarely know what day of the week we're on except my days off. I think my boss is trying to help me differentiate by giving me a schedule next week where I work different hours every day - no two days have the same start & finish time. Damn you for making me have to pay so much attention to days!
I live in the desert and yet have TWO tropical storms headed at me simultaneously! I feel like someone here must have really pissed off the ancient gods or some shit. Sod all rain for the last year then all the rain at once this weekend, should be fun!
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I live in the desert and yet have TWO tropical storms headed at me simultaneously! I feel like someone here must have really pissed off the ancient gods or some shit. Sod all rain for the last year then all the rain at once this weekend, should be fun!
Purple millet making their presence felt today
October 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Purple millet making their presence felt today
Everything is shit but these Icelandic poppies burst forth with a display of beauty today, so there's that
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everything is shit but these Icelandic poppies burst forth with a display of beauty today, so there's that
So fucking tired of enduring a reality TV regime where nothing matters to those running the shitshow except optics and sound bites (and extortion, bribery and financial malfeasance as side hussles)
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So fucking tired of enduring a reality TV regime where nothing matters to those running the shitshow except optics and sound bites (and extortion, bribery and financial malfeasance as side hussles)
It seems like that odious little cunt Miller is spending more and more time in front of the camera. I preferred it when he stuck to the shadows, I know he's there nazi-ing around, I don't need to see or hear the wanker
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It seems like that odious little cunt Miller is spending more and more time in front of the camera. I preferred it when he stuck to the shadows, I know he's there nazi-ing around, I don't need to see or hear the wanker
After weeks of stressing the fuck out on account of my job going bye-bye, I have a new job! Yay! And I'm actually looking forward to it! Back to working in a plant nursery, taking care of plants instead of dogs again. Oh plus more money and less hours, which is very welcome
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
After weeks of stressing the fuck out on account of my job going bye-bye, I have a new job! Yay! And I'm actually looking forward to it! Back to working in a plant nursery, taking care of plants instead of dogs again. Oh plus more money and less hours, which is very welcome
From what is saw of the London nonsense, it looks like mostly the same blokes who were marching with the national front and fighting in the terraces reliving their youth. Sad fuckers haven't moved on or grown up in 4 or 5 decades. Muppets then, Muppets now
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
From what is saw of the London nonsense, it looks like mostly the same blokes who were marching with the national front and fighting in the terraces reliving their youth. Sad fuckers haven't moved on or grown up in 4 or 5 decades. Muppets then, Muppets now
This country has a very big problem with angry white boys
September 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This country has a very big problem with angry white boys
Quite the dramatic sunset this evening!
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quite the dramatic sunset this evening!
Wildlife Wednesday on a Tuesday
September 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wildlife Wednesday on a Tuesday
Just a theory but maybe they won't release any news until after the markets open on Tuesday so they can get all their insider trading done in advance. Until Tuesday morning he's most definitely the healthiest human ever and will live forever (but you can't see him, he's doing secret stuff)
September 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just a theory but maybe they won't release any news until after the markets open on Tuesday so they can get all their insider trading done in advance. Until Tuesday morning he's most definitely the healthiest human ever and will live forever (but you can't see him, he's doing secret stuff)
Since living in the US I no longer follow football but I guess the passion is still in there somewhere, proved by the absolute rage which inexplicably welled up in me at seeing trump holding the Jules Rimet trophy. Given all his nazi-ing, I know it's insignificant but that shit riled me up!
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Since living in the US I no longer follow football but I guess the passion is still in there somewhere, proved by the absolute rage which inexplicably welled up in me at seeing trump holding the Jules Rimet trophy. Given all his nazi-ing, I know it's insignificant but that shit riled me up!