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It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Because he knows that’s how they’re going to vote and he doesn’t want to show that he’s lost control.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Because he knows that’s how they’re going to vote and he doesn’t want to show that he’s lost control.
“Trump rambled. ‘They were all celebrating. We’re the one that won the wars.’”
We? As if he or anyone in his shit family had anything to do with it, besides deriding those who did. Fuck this guy.
We? As if he or anyone in his shit family had anything to do with it, besides deriding those who did. Fuck this guy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Trump rambled. ‘They were all celebrating. We’re the one that won the wars.’”
We? As if he or anyone in his shit family had anything to do with it, besides deriding those who did. Fuck this guy.
We? As if he or anyone in his shit family had anything to do with it, besides deriding those who did. Fuck this guy.
“say nice about me…” His command of English is impeccable.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“say nice about me…” His command of English is impeccable.
I’ll get my best man on it!
a man in a white tank top is brushing his teeth with a red toothpaste ..
ALT: a man in a white tank top is brushing his teeth with a red toothpaste ..
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ll get my best man on it!
Quorum of the spineless.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Quorum of the spineless.
Old man yelling at clouds...again.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Old man yelling at clouds...again.
No no. I think YOU should invest heavily. But buy now before the end of EV tax credits really hit.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
No no. I think YOU should invest heavily. But buy now before the end of EV tax credits really hit.
Trump babies? Seriously? Are they all going to be branded with gold flourishes?
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trump babies? Seriously? Are they all going to be branded with gold flourishes?
Is you is or is you ain’t my issue?
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Is you is or is you ain’t my issue?
But Biden’s autopen…
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
But Biden’s autopen…
Did Donald just realize Nigeria is full of Nigerians?
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Did Donald just realize Nigeria is full of Nigerians?
“Least talented to perform in the history television” I have a different opinion. 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Least talented to perform in the history television” I have a different opinion. 🤔
Is it too much to hope he slips and cracks his orange melon in there?
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is it too much to hope he slips and cracks his orange melon in there?
How does Sergeant Schultz even dress himself?
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How does Sergeant Schultz even dress himself?
The whole cabinet is made up of sycophants. He wanted to make sure not to appoint anyone that might not proselytize to his every deranged whim.
October 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The whole cabinet is made up of sycophants. He wanted to make sure not to appoint anyone that might not proselytize to his every deranged whim.
Fucking child.
October 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fucking child.