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It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
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randomprattle.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Ah yes. Nothing screams “dying empire” like a triumphal arch.

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Artist rendering of triumphal arch memorial in DC
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Cool. So if I’m a federal employee that wants to break the law I can just say it’s a personal matter.

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Federal law restricts the political activities of federal employees. But White House staff have been acting in a personal capacity while discussing redistricting with state Republicans, said a person familiar with the effort, who like some others interviewed for this story spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe private conversations. James Blair, the White House deputy chief of staff for legislative, political and public affairs, has been leading the effort.
August 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
How exciting! Our dear leader talked Vietnam's dear leader into letting us pay a 20% tax on imports while they pay nothing. Such an awesome deal maker this guy. I can hardly believe he was able to get us such a good deal!
slow mo video of man taking cannonball shot to gut
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
graphic: At this point I'd rather be the 11th province
June 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
He is such a fucking child. Grow the fuck up, you’re the fucking president!
June 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Sounds pretty spot on.
Definition of Fascism from Wikipedia
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
April 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Another banner day for the Trump economy. #JFC
April 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Ten days in the Virgin Islands, away from the madness in the states 🇻🇬🇻🇮
February 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
We have our PoS, now who's ready for the whole bag?!
BoS for Prez 2028!
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Fixed it. #felon47
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I'm widdit. #lightsoutmeta
Lights out Meta - January 19–26, 2025. Log out of all Meta platforms.
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
randomprattle.bsky.social
What did Greece ever do to us?
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
randomprattle.bsky.social
Wish dems would talk more about the economic toll republican policies take on average Americans. www.cbpp.org/sites/defaul...
Top 1% benefit most from 2017 Trump tax cuts.
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM