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Quotes from Norman Boutin's "masterpiece", posted by a "fan". Norman: delusional, narcissistic, misogynistic.
Theresa: same as Norman plus a wannabe dictator
Me: weird, Finnish, she/her
A month or two, yeah. But enough to be petty forever!
October 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
But what is the queen going to do when everyone has one? She will have to figure out some more rare thing.
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Random Empress Theresa
“I crashed whole markets by injecting a mass amount of gold, silver, and diamonds and making them into monopolies. Take THAT, Mr. Fastmove!”
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
(comment) She makes terrible point TWICE. Did Norman forget he had already done it?
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
(comment) For newbies, Jack was a college boyfriend who turned out to have a girl, Ginny, back home. Theresa never had long term plans with him and got with Steve the same DAY. But she has to rub it in Jack's face, and don't forget she's narrating this 600 years in the future.
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(comment) Theresa solves poverty by making more money. That's totally how it works.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Benjamin Scherzer is based on Netanyahu, but Norman thought "Netanyahu" is too obvious..
October 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
*prime minister
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You think Norman would know that? He probably thinks Netanyahu has been president since 1948.
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
(comment) They continue to talk about Theresa like she's not in the room. What's a "bull session" and why can't warriors talk to women?
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She found an ancient Hebrew scroll, so Steve is working on storing more scrolls.
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That, too. It didn't seem o keep her warm at all. It's another example of how Norman doesn't fit the pieces of the story together properly.
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM