Random Empress Theresa
@randomempress.bsky.social
Quotes from Norman Boutin's "masterpiece", posted by a "fan". Norman: delusional, narcissistic, misogynistic.
Theresa: same as Norman plus a wannabe dictator
Me: weird, Finnish, she/her
Theresa: same as Norman plus a wannabe dictator
Me: weird, Finnish, she/her
Pinned
” A woman doesn’t mind dying so much if she knows her body will be preserved.”
-PM Blair
-PM Blair
Reposted by Random Empress Theresa
“I crashed whole markets by injecting a mass amount of gold, silver, and diamonds and making them into monopolies. Take THAT, Mr. Fastmove!”
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I crashed whole markets by injecting a mass amount of gold, silver, and diamonds and making them into monopolies. Take THAT, Mr. Fastmove!”
Within a month I was a billionaire.
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Within a month I was a billionaire.
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
Within a month I was a billionaire.
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Within a month I was a billionaire.
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
I wondered what my old BC boyfriend Jack Koster was thinking of all this!
Total sales of my gold and silver reached more than a billion dollars a week and was climbing fast. This might taper off after a while, but in less than a year I would be richer than some small countries. Theresa calling Jack. How are you doing with Ginny?
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Total sales of my gold and silver reached more than a billion dollars a week and was climbing fast. This might taper off after a while, but in less than a year I would be richer than some small countries. Theresa calling Jack. How are you doing with Ginny?
The old English trade of silversmith was restored. Tradesmen bought the silver to make silver tea sets, mugs and silverware. Everybody could afford to have a king’s dinner set.
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The old English trade of silversmith was restored. Tradesmen bought the silver to make silver tea sets, mugs and silverware. Everybody could afford to have a king’s dinner set.
I dumped a pile of silver twenty times as large as the Fort Knox gold pile on a British Army base. More would come when needed.
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I dumped a pile of silver twenty times as large as the Fort Knox gold pile on a British Army base. More would come when needed.
The excess would spill over into the third world in the interest of international prosperity and peace.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The excess would spill over into the third world in the interest of international prosperity and peace.
President Stins President Stinson promised that the U. S. Mint would issue silver coins in twenty cents, one dollar and five dollar denominations with my picture on them in numbers too huge to be absorbed in the American economy.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
President Stins President Stinson promised that the U. S. Mint would issue silver coins in twenty cents, one dollar and five dollar denominations with my picture on them in numbers too huge to be absorbed in the American economy.
It was evident to everybody that Steve would do all the talking. I stayed out of it to let old warrior Scherzer have a dignified male-to-male bull session with Steve, who was being deliberately deferential.
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It was evident to everybody that Steve would do all the talking. I stayed out of it to let old warrior Scherzer have a dignified male-to-male bull session with Steve, who was being deliberately deferential.
“How can she raise an island?”
Apparently he liked this plan better!
Apparently he liked this plan better!
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“How can she raise an island?”
Apparently he liked this plan better!
Apparently he liked this plan better!
He pulled out a crude drawing of an island. It was in the shape of the Star of David.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He pulled out a crude drawing of an island. It was in the shape of the Star of David.
“What’s Plan B?”
Steve smiled. “I knew you wouldn’t like A. Plan B is Theresa can raise an island for you out of the ocean floor.”
Steve smiled. “I knew you wouldn’t like A. Plan B is Theresa can raise an island for you out of the ocean floor.”
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“What’s Plan B?”
Steve smiled. “I knew you wouldn’t like A. Plan B is Theresa can raise an island for you out of the ocean floor.”
Steve smiled. “I knew you wouldn’t like A. Plan B is Theresa can raise an island for you out of the ocean floor.”
“The trapezoid section is moved west into the Mediterranean. That makes it possible to move the northern part of Israel south for a few miles, then west into the Mediterranean. Finally, the southern part is moved north a hundred miles then west into the Mediterranean.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“The trapezoid section is moved west into the Mediterranean. That makes it possible to move the northern part of Israel south for a few miles, then west into the Mediterranean. Finally, the southern part is moved north a hundred miles then west into the Mediterranean.
“The good news is Theresa can give you a new homeland. She has two plans, A and B. Plan A is moving Israel.”
October 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“The good news is Theresa can give you a new homeland. She has two plans, A and B. Plan A is moving Israel.”
What happened to Jan? Who was Jeremy Benton and what did he want with me?
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What happened to Jan? Who was Jeremy Benton and what did he want with me?
Who the heck was Jeremy Benton? And what was he saying about Jan?
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Who the heck was Jeremy Benton? And what was he saying about Jan?
I got a letter with no postage stamp and no address except my name, Theresa Sullivan. It read like this:
Where is Jan Struthers?
Meet me in the Framingham Library
Saturday 1:00 p.m.
Jeremy Benton
Where is Jan Struthers?
Meet me in the Framingham Library
Saturday 1:00 p.m.
Jeremy Benton
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I got a letter with no postage stamp and no address except my name, Theresa Sullivan. It read like this:
Where is Jan Struthers?
Meet me in the Framingham Library
Saturday 1:00 p.m.
Jeremy Benton
Where is Jan Struthers?
Meet me in the Framingham Library
Saturday 1:00 p.m.
Jeremy Benton
They came to your street and aimed sensitive infrared cameras at everything. They saw the heat coming from you. President Gardner had an intelligence agency set up your watchers.”
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
They came to your street and aimed sensitive infrared cameras at everything. They saw the heat coming from you. President Gardner had an intelligence agency set up your watchers.”
Seven years later, HAL merged with you and gave off enough heat for a few hours to bring in the fire trucks. This was the kind of thing OOPS was looking for.
October 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Seven years later, HAL merged with you and gave off enough heat for a few hours to bring in the fire trucks. This was the kind of thing OOPS was looking for.
“President Sheffield authorized a secret office in the Pentagon, the Office of Orbital Phenomena Surveillance. OOPS for short.
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“President Sheffield authorized a secret office in the Pentagon, the Office of Orbital Phenomena Surveillance. OOPS for short.
“I’m very simple. I follow my conscience. I am what I do. If you think that’s easy, try it for one day!”
----- Theresa Elizabeth Sullivan Hartley, the World Empress
----- Theresa Elizabeth Sullivan Hartley, the World Empress
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“I’m very simple. I follow my conscience. I am what I do. If you think that’s easy, try it for one day!”
----- Theresa Elizabeth Sullivan Hartley, the World Empress
----- Theresa Elizabeth Sullivan Hartley, the World Empress
Copyright 2010 Norman Boutin
Cover image by Norman Boutin
This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is a coincidence.
Cover image by Norman Boutin
This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is a coincidence.
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Copyright 2010 Norman Boutin
Cover image by Norman Boutin
This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is a coincidence.
Cover image by Norman Boutin
This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is a coincidence.
It was a hundred foot wide white ball. It headed down to Framingham and helicopters watched it reach the ground. They thought it might bounce or explode when it hit the ground. It didn’t.
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It was a hundred foot wide white ball. It headed down to Framingham and helicopters watched it reach the ground. They thought it might bounce or explode when it hit the ground. It didn’t.
He sent a message to all his comet hunting friends and the government heard about it. The military sent up planes to watch this thing coming down to Earth.
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He sent a message to all his comet hunting friends and the government heard about it. The military sent up planes to watch this thing coming down to Earth.
“When you were three years old an amateur astronomer in Arizona was looking for comets. He had a telescope in his backyard. He noticed a curved streak of light in the sky. A comet will move in a straight line, not a curve.
October 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“When you were three years old an amateur astronomer in Arizona was looking for comets. He had a telescope in his backyard. He noticed a curved streak of light in the sky. A comet will move in a straight line, not a curve.