Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus
@randomdeinonychus.bsky.social
Godzilla & Star Trek fan, movie lover, and generally whatever you call a nerd who is bad at math. I'm also a father, married, and over 40. So I am what you would call an elderly Millennial.
He/him.
He/him.
Watched THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE trailer earlier just for the hell of it and I am shocked that I have not seen more monster fuckers jumping on this image.
I must be looking in the wrong places.
I must be looking in the wrong places.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watched THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE trailer earlier just for the hell of it and I am shocked that I have not seen more monster fuckers jumping on this image.
I must be looking in the wrong places.
I must be looking in the wrong places.
Wow. The first paragraph made me shrug, because I don't get that but whatever works for you.
Then the second paragraph suckerpunched me.
Then the second paragraph suckerpunched me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wow. The first paragraph made me shrug, because I don't get that but whatever works for you.
Then the second paragraph suckerpunched me.
Then the second paragraph suckerpunched me.
Princess Dragon Mom from Super Inframan.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Princess Dragon Mom from Super Inframan.
OK, actually my favorite is the ones for the 1925 version of THE LOST WORLD. Not only does this art sex it up waaaaaaay more than the actual film, but it inexplicably promises that THE GIANT CLAW shows up!
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
OK, actually my favorite is the ones for the 1925 version of THE LOST WORLD. Not only does this art sex it up waaaaaaay more than the actual film, but it inexplicably promises that THE GIANT CLAW shows up!
My favorite of these for some reason, despite not being all that egregious, is ALIEN FROM THE ABYSS. Not only does the monster looks nothing like the Metaluna Mutant, but there's no nudity in the film!
Shocking for an Italian ALIEN rip-off, I know. I understand the impulse to sleaze it up.
Shocking for an Italian ALIEN rip-off, I know. I understand the impulse to sleaze it up.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My favorite of these for some reason, despite not being all that egregious, is ALIEN FROM THE ABYSS. Not only does the monster looks nothing like the Metaluna Mutant, but there's no nudity in the film!
Shocking for an Italian ALIEN rip-off, I know. I understand the impulse to sleaze it up.
Shocking for an Italian ALIEN rip-off, I know. I understand the impulse to sleaze it up.
There's an artist named Rick Melton whose work I unsurprisingly enjoy a lot, since a majority is erotic horror art.
However, what I really enjoy is that there is at least one European distributor who likes using his art to give hilariously smutty & misleading impressions of certain B-Movies.
However, what I really enjoy is that there is at least one European distributor who likes using his art to give hilariously smutty & misleading impressions of certain B-Movies.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There's an artist named Rick Melton whose work I unsurprisingly enjoy a lot, since a majority is erotic horror art.
However, what I really enjoy is that there is at least one European distributor who likes using his art to give hilariously smutty & misleading impressions of certain B-Movies.
However, what I really enjoy is that there is at least one European distributor who likes using his art to give hilariously smutty & misleading impressions of certain B-Movies.
Happy Godzilla Day!
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Godzilla Day!
All I can think of is the campaign commercial from The Simpsons, but worse because it can actually be made to look like the person.
"Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!"
"Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!"
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All I can think of is the campaign commercial from The Simpsons, but worse because it can actually be made to look like the person.
"Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!"
"Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!"
I think this is Jaye Rose, a model/performer I was always fond of.
She was also the focus of one of the sexiest gifs I have ever seen.
She was also the focus of one of the sexiest gifs I have ever seen.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think this is Jaye Rose, a model/performer I was always fond of.
She was also the focus of one of the sexiest gifs I have ever seen.
She was also the focus of one of the sexiest gifs I have ever seen.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November
A grand tradition in horror.
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A grand tradition in horror.
Saw CHAINSAW MAN: THE MOVIE: REZE ARC despite not having watched the anime yet, and as I expected: it is very much My Shit.
Also gonna need to eventually get my hands on this statue from my favorite bit.
Also gonna need to eventually get my hands on this statue from my favorite bit.
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Saw CHAINSAW MAN: THE MOVIE: REZE ARC despite not having watched the anime yet, and as I expected: it is very much My Shit.
Also gonna need to eventually get my hands on this statue from my favorite bit.
Also gonna need to eventually get my hands on this statue from my favorite bit.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Watching R.L. STINE'S PUMPKINHEAD and the filmmakers are clearly trying to torture Millennials. References to "a long time ago, around the turn of the century...like 2003," and the mom mentions THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT as a movie that was "so good in the 90s" but she can't promise it will hold up.
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Watching R.L. STINE'S PUMPKINHEAD and the filmmakers are clearly trying to torture Millennials. References to "a long time ago, around the turn of the century...like 2003," and the mom mentions THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT as a movie that was "so good in the 90s" but she can't promise it will hold up.
When I was a kid, whenever I was home sick from school I would ask my parents to rent Disney's 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA for me & then I would fast-forward to my favorite part: the giant squid attack.
I also watched so many terrible animated adaptations of it just to see how they did that scene.
I also watched so many terrible animated adaptations of it just to see how they did that scene.
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When I was a kid, whenever I was home sick from school I would ask my parents to rent Disney's 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA for me & then I would fast-forward to my favorite part: the giant squid attack.
I also watched so many terrible animated adaptations of it just to see how they did that scene.
I also watched so many terrible animated adaptations of it just to see how they did that scene.
One of the most bewildering things my son is currently obsessed with, and is not alone in being obsessed with, is Gamma Jack.
Who is Gamma Jack, you may reasonably ask? One of the dead supers from THE INCREDIBLES that we only see in the below still image, after he was killed by an Omnidroid.
Who is Gamma Jack, you may reasonably ask? One of the dead supers from THE INCREDIBLES that we only see in the below still image, after he was killed by an Omnidroid.
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One of the most bewildering things my son is currently obsessed with, and is not alone in being obsessed with, is Gamma Jack.
Who is Gamma Jack, you may reasonably ask? One of the dead supers from THE INCREDIBLES that we only see in the below still image, after he was killed by an Omnidroid.
Who is Gamma Jack, you may reasonably ask? One of the dead supers from THE INCREDIBLES that we only see in the below still image, after he was killed by an Omnidroid.
Just got my med bed and the results speak for themselves!
September 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just got my med bed and the results speak for themselves!
Of course I know the actual name, but I am tempted to call it the "Orthogonal Diagnolizer."
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of course I know the actual name, but I am tempted to call it the "Orthogonal Diagnolizer."
Logging on.
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Logging on.
When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in good old 2025.
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When I realize I'm safe and sound now, back in good old 2025.
Also, there was a Minotaur in one episode and for most of its screen time it was a charming guy in a suit monster, until it turned into a biker dude for no apparent reason.
So it charmed me with the practical effects, at least.
So it charmed me with the practical effects, at least.
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Also, there was a Minotaur in one episode and for most of its screen time it was a charming guy in a suit monster, until it turned into a biker dude for no apparent reason.
So it charmed me with the practical effects, at least.
So it charmed me with the practical effects, at least.
Starting watching THE LIBRARIANS, and so far it's the exact kind of whimsical & bad understanding of mythology that I bounce right off of.
On the other hand, the main villains are Matt Frewer & Lesley-Ann Brandt, and there is a Jonathan Frakes-directed episode where Bruce Campbell is Santa.
On the other hand, the main villains are Matt Frewer & Lesley-Ann Brandt, and there is a Jonathan Frakes-directed episode where Bruce Campbell is Santa.
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Starting watching THE LIBRARIANS, and so far it's the exact kind of whimsical & bad understanding of mythology that I bounce right off of.
On the other hand, the main villains are Matt Frewer & Lesley-Ann Brandt, and there is a Jonathan Frakes-directed episode where Bruce Campbell is Santa.
On the other hand, the main villains are Matt Frewer & Lesley-Ann Brandt, and there is a Jonathan Frakes-directed episode where Bruce Campbell is Santa.
Watching the Steve Martin film THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, which I only saw part of once before a long while ago, and--hey, it's Jeffrey Combs as the surgical tech who shaves Kathleen Turner!
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Watching the Steve Martin film THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, which I only saw part of once before a long while ago, and--hey, it's Jeffrey Combs as the surgical tech who shaves Kathleen Turner!
Now watching THE SEDUCTRESS, and I am so envious of this character's vintage-style phone. If landlines were still worth having, I would absolutely get myself one of these.
September 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Now watching THE SEDUCTRESS, and I am so envious of this character's vintage-style phone. If landlines were still worth having, I would absolutely get myself one of these.
Added my review of #PrisonerOfParadise and obviously had to screenshot the number of reviews listed. Nice.
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Added my review of #PrisonerOfParadise and obviously had to screenshot the number of reviews listed. Nice.