Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus
@randomdeinonychus.bsky.social
Godzilla & Star Trek fan, movie lover, and generally whatever you call a nerd who is bad at math. I'm also a father, married, and over 40. So I am what you would call an elderly Millennial.
He/him.
He/him.
Pinned
A bit more about me:
*I am a cis white dude & would classify my sexuality as somewhere between bisexual & "heteroflexible"
*I have a son who is black/biracial
*I am married to a bisexual woman who is half-Korean. We have an open marriage, so she is very aware that I am horny on the internet
*I am a cis white dude & would classify my sexuality as somewhere between bisexual & "heteroflexible"
*I have a son who is black/biracial
*I am married to a bisexual woman who is half-Korean. We have an open marriage, so she is very aware that I am horny on the internet
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Funny how she never talks about actual studies on divorce rates that show if you don't want a divorce one should marry a college educated woman
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Funny how she never talks about actual studies on divorce rates that show if you don't want a divorce one should marry a college educated woman
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
OK, I am losing it at this guy who writes Penthouse Forum-style hookup recounts, but keeps putting detail into the wrong parts of the story.
Look at him go! Casually mentions his wife getting a creampie at the end of this image & then launches into, "So the cyclist needed a battery..."
Look at him go! Casually mentions his wife getting a creampie at the end of this image & then launches into, "So the cyclist needed a battery..."
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
OK, I am losing it at this guy who writes Penthouse Forum-style hookup recounts, but keeps putting detail into the wrong parts of the story.
Look at him go! Casually mentions his wife getting a creampie at the end of this image & then launches into, "So the cyclist needed a battery..."
Look at him go! Casually mentions his wife getting a creampie at the end of this image & then launches into, "So the cyclist needed a battery..."
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
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One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the real revelations of the Epstein emails is that Epstein himself was not especially bright, dispelling the "genius" tag that had always seemed ill fitting.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
It's almost like there was some other reason rich and powerful men were drawn to him, some other skill he had. Weird.
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Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
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Which reminds me, have *you* watched Luci Fulci's 1983 Conan knockoff Conquest today? youtu.be/Py5cK-wz5qU?...
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Which reminds me, have *you* watched Luci Fulci's 1983 Conan knockoff Conquest today? youtu.be/Py5cK-wz5qU?...
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Temu Joan Didion
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Temu Joan Didion
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my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my contribution to the #Frankenstein yuri agenda
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
I saw someone say the teaser for the new season of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, which is obviously heavily composed of CGI monstet footage, "looks AI."
I had to restrain myself from wasting my time replying to such an asinine statement.
I had to restrain myself from wasting my time replying to such an asinine statement.
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I saw someone say the teaser for the new season of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, which is obviously heavily composed of CGI monstet footage, "looks AI."
I had to restrain myself from wasting my time replying to such an asinine statement.
I had to restrain myself from wasting my time replying to such an asinine statement.
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Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
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ok, but megyn kelly should be fed into a woodchipper though?
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ok, but megyn kelly should be fed into a woodchipper though?
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Here are things that do in fact constitute death threats, by the way.
"We should take away people's snap benefits to encourage them to work."
"It should be illegal to allow teenagers to access puberty blockers or transition care."
"Homeless shelters should turn away people until they're sober."
"We should take away people's snap benefits to encourage them to work."
"It should be illegal to allow teenagers to access puberty blockers or transition care."
"Homeless shelters should turn away people until they're sober."
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here are things that do in fact constitute death threats, by the way.
"We should take away people's snap benefits to encourage them to work."
"It should be illegal to allow teenagers to access puberty blockers or transition care."
"Homeless shelters should turn away people until they're sober."
"We should take away people's snap benefits to encourage them to work."
"It should be illegal to allow teenagers to access puberty blockers or transition care."
"Homeless shelters should turn away people until they're sober."
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We all know that the Joe camel smirk triple labubu cryptobro will be involved in some capacity in a gory high profile murder but no one knows whether he will be the murderer or the victim
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We all know that the Joe camel smirk triple labubu cryptobro will be involved in some capacity in a gory high profile murder but no one knows whether he will be the murderer or the victim
Virginia Bell is one of my favorites, for sure.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Virginia Bell is one of my favorites, for sure.
I love that someone is doing this intentionally. Seeing the faded colors of 8mm porn just reminds me of the (sadly terrible) job I once had transferring old home movies onto digital, & how every so often I would be surprised with a porn reel.
The customers sometimes knew, sometimes clearly did not.
The customers sometimes knew, sometimes clearly did not.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love that someone is doing this intentionally. Seeing the faded colors of 8mm porn just reminds me of the (sadly terrible) job I once had transferring old home movies onto digital, & how every so often I would be surprised with a porn reel.
The customers sometimes knew, sometimes clearly did not.
The customers sometimes knew, sometimes clearly did not.
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Outer side load slip sleeves for the upcoming WILDHEART: The Leslie Winston Collection Blu-ray are here... more news coming! www.ultraflesharchives.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Outer side load slip sleeves for the upcoming WILDHEART: The Leslie Winston Collection Blu-ray are here... more news coming! www.ultraflesharchives.com
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Count the ways they’re corrupting DOJ: Presidents don’t direct AG’s to open criminal cases, especially ones designating only Dems for investigation when POTUS himself is involved. DOJ doesn’t publicize criminal investigations & the AG definitely doesn’t assign them on Twitter.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Count the ways they’re corrupting DOJ: Presidents don’t direct AG’s to open criminal cases, especially ones designating only Dems for investigation when POTUS himself is involved. DOJ doesn’t publicize criminal investigations & the AG definitely doesn’t assign them on Twitter.
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P L A S T I C G O D S (unfinished)
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
P L A S T I C G O D S (unfinished)
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
Gee, who could have seen this coming?
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gee, who could have seen this coming?
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
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There's a reason the normie response to Luigi wasn't what the elites expected
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There's a reason the normie response to Luigi wasn't what the elites expected