I'm trying to adopt a dog and some of the local rescues have the most insane questions in their application. "Who gets the dog if you and your spouse break up?" What is the right answer? Wouldn't we be fighting over a beloved pet?? Why do we have to hypothetically break up to re-home a dog?

I am within probably 3 weeks of completing my first big, beautiful crochet blanket. Just need to weave in ends on 29 granny squares, then attach them to the center panel, then do 8 more rows, then weave in those ends...

Takes forever to do well but the end product really looks nice. #crochetsky

Worst thing about being monolingual, an English-speaker, and into fiber arts is all the best patterns on #ravelry are French and full of excruciatingly specific verbiage that doesn't translate easily with google. And also I'm still a bit crap at knitting.

Slow but outside! Notable sights:
Dirt bikes, burnt piece of wood, possible evidence someone blew up a toilet

The Internet is so dead that when I got access to social media where I can just follow content I want I forgot how to find it.

Nike needs to award bonuses for running in terrible conditions. I need a multiplier for that run uphill in 30mph blowing snow.