WawaGobbleRandilyn 🍂🍁🦃🍗
@randilynisin.bsky.social
I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
trump has a problem with Black George Washington?
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
trump has a problem with Black George Washington?
you know who also lives in malibu?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
you know who also lives in malibu?
bad boo-boo alert: i sliced my thumb very deeply on the razor blade attachment. it was the scariest apple accident since snow white’s.
so much for “easy enough for a child to operate”
so much for “easy enough for a child to operate”
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
bad boo-boo alert: i sliced my thumb very deeply on the razor blade attachment. it was the scariest apple accident since snow white’s.
so much for “easy enough for a child to operate”
so much for “easy enough for a child to operate”
is it disrespectful to bet erika kirk does a really mean “cousin itt” impression?
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
is it disrespectful to bet erika kirk does a really mean “cousin itt” impression?
“you go visit with your parents. i’m going to hang out with my girl doris”
(may her memory be a blessing)
(may her memory be a blessing)
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“you go visit with your parents. i’m going to hang out with my girl doris”
(may her memory be a blessing)
(may her memory be a blessing)
my blue baby
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my blue baby
and… we’re off
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
and… we’re off
“sorry i was busy doing side gigs these past few weeks. but today i dispatched dick. who’s next on the wish list?”
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“sorry i was busy doing side gigs these past few weeks. but today i dispatched dick. who’s next on the wish list?”
“good morning. did you know dick cheney is dead?”
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“good morning. did you know dick cheney is dead?”
came out with my book and coffee to read and listen to the birds and YIKES
#halloweencleanup #skeletoncrew
#halloweencleanup #skeletoncrew
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
came out with my book and coffee to read and listen to the birds and YIKES
#halloweencleanup #skeletoncrew
#halloweencleanup #skeletoncrew
jd and erika were just trying to recreate this iconic moment. nothing to see here
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jd and erika were just trying to recreate this iconic moment. nothing to see here
a thanksgiving sandwich and bowl called the gobbler. from wawa
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
a thanksgiving sandwich and bowl called the gobbler. from wawa
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social not pretty. but pretty great
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social not pretty. but pretty great
zombucee’s zombeaver
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
zombucee’s zombeaver
day two talking myself out of clicking
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
day two talking myself out of clicking
happy riyadh comedy festival
my wish for the performers.
my wish for the performers.
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
happy riyadh comedy festival
my wish for the performers.
my wish for the performers.
they said they wanted to drown it in a bathtub but what they really wanted was
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
they said they wanted to drown it in a bathtub but what they really wanted was
using “amenity” instead of “another grifty money grab” is a curious choice, daily beast.
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
using “amenity” instead of “another grifty money grab” is a curious choice, daily beast.
l’shana tova. wishing all who celebrate a wonderful holiday and happy, healthy new year.
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
l’shana tova. wishing all who celebrate a wonderful holiday and happy, healthy new year.
presented w/o comment
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
presented w/o comment
“want one?”
“not sure. what does it taste like?”
“like a sexy baby aspirin”
“sure. why not?”
“not sure. what does it taste like?”
“like a sexy baby aspirin”
“sure. why not?”
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“want one?”
“not sure. what does it taste like?”
“like a sexy baby aspirin”
“sure. why not?”
“not sure. what does it taste like?”
“like a sexy baby aspirin”
“sure. why not?”
i give no fuck-ees because i’m at
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i give no fuck-ees because i’m at
hell. yes.
September 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
hell. yes.
jd vance and stephen miller go on wife swap.
September 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
jd vance and stephen miller go on wife swap.
why do i want to eat this candle?
September 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
why do i want to eat this candle?