WawaGobbleRandilyn 🍂🍁🦃🍗
@randilynisin.bsky.social
I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
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there isn’t a lot going great in the world but there is sabrina carpenter.
i was just sharing a recollection about the first time i heard a song in stereo through a headset. it was space oddity and it blew my mind, the way it traveled back and forth. i miss wonder.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i was just sharing a recollection about the first time i heard a song in stereo through a headset. it was space oddity and it blew my mind, the way it traveled back and forth. i miss wonder.
and here’s me checking notes every morning to see what my brain on medibles thought would be a hilarious post
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
and here’s me checking notes every morning to see what my brain on medibles thought would be a hilarious post
sometimes i think i’m pretty smart. like, analytical. able to grasp text and context. then i watch a perfume commercial. nope. i’m about as dumb as the stopper of a flacon.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
sometimes i think i’m pretty smart. like, analytical. able to grasp text and context. then i watch a perfume commercial. nope. i’m about as dumb as the stopper of a flacon.
i wonder if trump supporter/$$$ donor brian grazer is the “major hollywood player” preparing to relaunch slimy kevin spacey’s career.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i wonder if trump supporter/$$$ donor brian grazer is the “major hollywood player” preparing to relaunch slimy kevin spacey’s career.
what’s the pivot when they realize we’re more than happy to see democrats who sexually abuse minors, and their enablers, exposed?
#NameThemShameThem
#NameThemShameThem
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
what’s the pivot when they realize we’re more than happy to see democrats who sexually abuse minors, and their enablers, exposed?
#NameThemShameThem
#NameThemShameThem
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i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
behind in the scroll and now it’s too late for me to add “there’s jon favreau and jon favNO” to the thread.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
behind in the scroll and now it’s too late for me to add “there’s jon favreau and jon favNO” to the thread.
i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
trump has a problem with Black George Washington?
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
trump has a problem with Black George Washington?
bill ackman is married to brad pitt’s ex and that says enough about all 3 of them
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
bill ackman is married to brad pitt’s ex and that says enough about all 3 of them
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i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
i want to spend just one moment of my life as happy as danny when the server says “no diet coke. diet pepsi”
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i want to spend just one moment of my life as happy as danny when the server says “no diet coke. diet pepsi”
wait, she was “on” him to plan their wedding in 2020 and they still weren’t married by 2024?
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
wait, she was “on” him to plan their wedding in 2020 and they still weren’t married by 2024?
you know who also lives in malibu?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
you know who also lives in malibu?
twist hits a 10 on the gillian-flynn-o-meter
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
twist hits a 10 on the gillian-flynn-o-meter
how many “ryan lizza new girlfriend” searches
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
how many “ryan lizza new girlfriend” searches
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
don’t name your dog “bucket”.
because there will be a non-zero number of people in your home who accidentally kick the bucket.
because there will be a non-zero number of people in your home who accidentally kick the bucket.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
don’t name your dog “bucket”.
because there will be a non-zero number of people in your home who accidentally kick the bucket.
because there will be a non-zero number of people in your home who accidentally kick the bucket.
olivia nuzzi says it got so bad for her she had to stop using her real name in hipster coffee shops.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
olivia nuzzi says it got so bad for her she had to stop using her real name in hipster coffee shops.
i bet someone once told olivia nuzzi she kinda looks maybe a little like marlena dietrich and she leaned hard into it.
hope she knows that eyebrows don’t always grow back
hope she knows that eyebrows don’t always grow back
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i bet someone once told olivia nuzzi she kinda looks maybe a little like marlena dietrich and she leaned hard into it.
hope she knows that eyebrows don’t always grow back
hope she knows that eyebrows don’t always grow back
if the olivia be dean, say nothing mean
if the olivia be nuzzi, go ahead and be scuzzy
if the olivia be nuzzi, go ahead and be scuzzy
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
if the olivia be dean, say nothing mean
if the olivia be nuzzi, go ahead and be scuzzy
if the olivia be nuzzi, go ahead and be scuzzy
sometimes i think i am not IN pain. i am made OF pain.
pain is funny. but in a way that is not funny at all.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
sometimes i think i am not IN pain. i am made OF pain.
i used to compare meghan trainor to jordan almonds: pastel, plasticky, nutty, and usually a little stale. beloved by some but confusing to most. the comparison really holds up because now she’s also very low in calories and she seems a little bitter.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i used to compare meghan trainor to jordan almonds: pastel, plasticky, nutty, and usually a little stale. beloved by some but confusing to most. the comparison really holds up because now she’s also very low in calories and she seems a little bitter.
watching football on cbs now is like watching it on fox; i’m not waiting a split second postgame to change the channel with an “ugh”
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
watching football on cbs now is like watching it on fox; i’m not waiting a split second postgame to change the channel with an “ugh”
they trash talked olivia nuzzi and got hammered on a drink they invented called the “she’s not ‘nol that” (liquid cherry children’s tylenol and tito’s)
i wonder if cheryl hines will be eating hagen daz pints and cookie dough from the tube with pam bondi and alina habba this weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
they trash talked olivia nuzzi and got hammered on a drink they invented called the “she’s not ‘nol that” (liquid cherry children’s tylenol and tito’s)