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WawaGobbleRandilyn 🍂🍁🦃🍗
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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
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there isn’t a lot going great in the world but there is sabrina carpenter.
i was just sharing a recollection about the first time i heard a song in stereo through a headset. it was space oddity and it blew my mind, the way it traveled back and forth. i miss wonder.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
and here’s me checking notes every morning to see what my brain on medibles thought would be a hilarious post
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
sometimes i think i’m pretty smart. like, analytical. able to grasp text and context. then i watch a perfume commercial. nope. i’m about as dumb as the stopper of a flacon.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i wonder if trump supporter/$$$ donor brian grazer is the “major hollywood player” preparing to relaunch slimy kevin spacey’s career.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
what’s the pivot when they realize we’re more than happy to see democrats who sexually abuse minors, and their enablers, exposed?
#NameThemShameThem
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
behind in the scroll and now it’s too late for me to add “there’s jon favreau and jon favNO” to the thread.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i live in a state where you need a card for pot so i call them medibles.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
trump has a problem with Black George Washington?
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
bill ackman is married to brad pitt’s ex and that says enough about all 3 of them
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i want to spend just one moment of my life as happy as danny when the server says “no diet coke. diet pepsi”
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
wait, she was “on” him to plan their wedding in 2020 and they still weren’t married by 2024?
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
you know who also lives in malibu?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
twist hits a 10 on the gillian-flynn-o-meter
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
how many “ryan lizza new girlfriend” searches
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i might have to respect olivia nuzzi a little if i found out she had this tattoo 🧠🪱
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
don’t name your dog “bucket”.
because there will be a non-zero number of people in your home who accidentally kick the bucket.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
olivia nuzzi says it got so bad for her she had to stop using her real name in hipster coffee shops.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i bet someone once told olivia nuzzi she kinda looks maybe a little like marlena dietrich and she leaned hard into it.
hope she knows that eyebrows don’t always grow back
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
if the olivia be dean, say nothing mean
if the olivia be nuzzi, go ahead and be scuzzy
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
sometimes i think i am not IN pain. i am made OF pain.
pain is funny. but in a way that is not funny at all.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i used to compare meghan trainor to jordan almonds: pastel, plasticky, nutty, and usually a little stale. beloved by some but confusing to most. the comparison really holds up because now she’s also very low in calories and she seems a little bitter.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
watching football on cbs now is like watching it on fox; i’m not waiting a split second postgame to change the channel with an “ugh”
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
they trash talked olivia nuzzi and got hammered on a drink they invented called the “she’s not ‘nol that” (liquid cherry children’s tylenol and tito’s)
i wonder if cheryl hines will be eating hagen daz pints and cookie dough from the tube with pam bondi and alina habba this weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM