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Jeremy Land
@randalljhen.bsky.social
Gamer, dad, certified statistical analyst in search of a job. (he/him)
I made a bunny pancake y'all
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Played a game of Commander a few weeks ago, and I got Descent into Avernus out turn 3. And now I'm convinced that should just be a standing effect in every game of Magic ever.

www.tcgplayer.com/product/2729...
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Things that feel like crime: Taking photos of empty places at night that aren't empty during the day.
June 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate!

And for those who have a complicated relationship with this day, I see you and hope your day is great.
May 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The value of the US dollar relative to a basket of other currencies (primarily euros) since the week of Jan. 17, 2025.
April 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This super cool kiddo has a birthday today. ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For anyone wondering, the S&P has now lost more than a year of gains.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wore this statement piece at work all night. Just started taking my shoes off when I discovered it.

🙃
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@support.bsky.team Yo dawg, when do we get pics in our DMs? It's been almost a year since bsky.social/about/blog/0....
March 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The secretary sure looks surprised when you open with "what the fuck?"
February 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The message from the Hanndusseh was, as always, too fucking cryptic. "Find what you seek where Indigo meets Blue, but act quickly, lest loneliness become all they know." Thanks, prick. So, what, somewhere by the docks to the Alone? Anywhere on its shore? Or is it literally out at sea?

Fuck!
November 3, 2023 at 11:41 PM
As always, we begin our journey on the Silver Sun. And, appropriately, we have drawn the Questing Knight.

Kordyn gazed over the clamoring city from the deck of the sunship. The clamor of hammers mixed with the thrum of music and the roar of voices into a swell of inspiration that swept him forward.
November 2, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Floof.
November 1, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Goodbye, rotting husk of the once-great social mobilization platform that was once Twitter.
October 18, 2023 at 1:04 AM
eheheheheheheheheheheheheheehh
October 14, 2023 at 6:45 PM
"Where's Waldo?" is pro-surveillance propaganda designed to normalize the idea to children that we could be searched for and watched at any time.

I will not be taking any questions at this time.
October 7, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Check out mute lists! Turns out this person was on one in already subscribed to.
October 3, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Omg. Thank you devs.
September 27, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Excuse me, sir.
September 22, 2023 at 2:12 PM
I was curious, so I ran numbers. On average, you have about a 22% increase in avg damage per higher spell level. Minimums are the same across the board. When you use a higher level spell, you have a roughly 80% chance of exceeding the average damage of the next lower-level spell.
September 16, 2023 at 12:45 AM