Randall B
@randallblue.bsky.social
I'm a gamer, an avid bibliophile, and a nerd. 💙🌈🏳️🌈
I'm at a dispensary over the border in Michigan standing in line. I keep hearing a woman yelling across the place calling for some Dave guy. Finally after the fourth or fifth time it clicks and I turn and say "Dave's not here man". She stares blankly at me, but no doubt she was old enough to get it.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm at a dispensary over the border in Michigan standing in line. I keep hearing a woman yelling across the place calling for some Dave guy. Finally after the fourth or fifth time it clicks and I turn and say "Dave's not here man". She stares blankly at me, but no doubt she was old enough to get it.
OMG no...it's that day....why? FML! Time to get some good books and an entire wine cellar to ride out the next four years...Who's with me?
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
OMG no...it's that day....why? FML! Time to get some good books and an entire wine cellar to ride out the next four years...Who's with me?
I'm saddened to find out about Bob Uecker. Major League is one of my favorite movies of all time. R.I.P. Bob
bob uecker is saying thanks for watching on a television screen
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January 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm saddened to find out about Bob Uecker. Major League is one of my favorite movies of all time. R.I.P. Bob
Dying to see this Jack Smith report!! Anyone else? Can't wait!
January 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dying to see this Jack Smith report!! Anyone else? Can't wait!
The orange and yellow baby is laughing at all of us by avoiding his due prison sentence. Really goes to show how the justice system really works. For thee not for me. It's just a good ol' boy system, and we're the only ones not in on it!
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
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January 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The orange and yellow baby is laughing at all of us by avoiding his due prison sentence. Really goes to show how the justice system really works. For thee not for me. It's just a good ol' boy system, and we're the only ones not in on it!
It's my birthday and I'm bored ugh lol
January 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's my birthday and I'm bored ugh lol
It is snowing like crazy, I am freezing, and I am soaked. This is one of those perfect times for a really hot shower and some coffee....liqueur lol
January 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It is snowing like crazy, I am freezing, and I am soaked. This is one of those perfect times for a really hot shower and some coffee....liqueur lol
Not yet you're not, felon-'n-thief
January 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not yet you're not, felon-'n-thief
What a good day to watch an orange crybaby get the label he so deserves
a man with dreadlocks and the words he 's a criminal on the bottom
ALT: a man with dreadlocks and the words he 's a criminal on the bottom
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January 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What a good day to watch an orange crybaby get the label he so deserves
It's 12:31 am the day before my birthday and I cannot sleep. Not because of my upcoming birthday at all. I just can't fall asleep maybe it's because my sheets and everything didn't dry right and the other sheets didn't fit and I'm sleeping on straight mattress......😫
January 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's 12:31 am the day before my birthday and I cannot sleep. Not because of my upcoming birthday at all. I just can't fall asleep maybe it's because my sheets and everything didn't dry right and the other sheets didn't fit and I'm sleeping on straight mattress......😫
You all just know the orange dancing double jerk off is happy about the fires. He can't wait to get into office and hold federal aid over Gavin's head, like people's lives and homes are a game!
January 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You all just know the orange dancing double jerk off is happy about the fires. He can't wait to get into office and hold federal aid over Gavin's head, like people's lives and homes are a game!
Elon Musk is a sociopath controlling the orange asshole and will soon be in the White House. He controls x and is killing the media. We're all screwed and there's nothing we can do!
Covfefe Coffee GIF
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January 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Elon Musk is a sociopath controlling the orange asshole and will soon be in the White House. He controls x and is killing the media. We're all screwed and there's nothing we can do!