Lol did I miss the pod where you guys coordinated vibes for upcoming videos? @memoriamatters.bsky.social @anyaustin.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lol did I miss the pod where you guys coordinated vibes for upcoming videos? @memoriamatters.bsky.social @anyaustin.bsky.social
Moms is having a hell of a time on Amazon
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Moms is having a hell of a time on Amazon
I am keeping my phone nearby for Mama🫡
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I am keeping my phone nearby for Mama🫡
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i am enjoying my raisin roll
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i am enjoying my raisin roll
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went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too
Our neighbors are so conceited man. While moving out they broke a glass I keep candies in at our door and THEY complained to our landlord?? Maybe pay attention cause like they couldn’t have hit the glass unless they walked all over a couple pairs of shoes there like WHY ARE YOU WALKING ON MY SHOES
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Our neighbors are so conceited man. While moving out they broke a glass I keep candies in at our door and THEY complained to our landlord?? Maybe pay attention cause like they couldn’t have hit the glass unless they walked all over a couple pairs of shoes there like WHY ARE YOU WALKING ON MY SHOES
Just double dashed 5 cans of cat food and 5 cans of zyn. Ready for the grind😡
September 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just double dashed 5 cans of cat food and 5 cans of zyn. Ready for the grind😡
I’m not clumsy I’m just possessed
September 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m not clumsy I’m just possessed
Love the days my work computer randomly decides to shut down 20 min before EOD. Like ty so much I DID want to leave immediately🫰
July 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Love the days my work computer randomly decides to shut down 20 min before EOD. Like ty so much I DID want to leave immediately🫰
Thought I’d show you a real life hydrological anomaly at a park near us (with a bonus gollum boyfriend). The water is sourcing from below the tree in the middle and flowing both directions 🤯 @anyaustin.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thought I’d show you a real life hydrological anomaly at a park near us (with a bonus gollum boyfriend). The water is sourcing from below the tree in the middle and flowing both directions 🤯 @anyaustin.bsky.social
We gotta start taking back the f word (not fuck) by calling MAGA maggots 🙂
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We gotta start taking back the f word (not fuck) by calling MAGA maggots 🙂
Looked at a dinosaur and had to eat another pickle #vertigolife
June 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Looked at a dinosaur and had to eat another pickle #vertigolife
Who knew dilation makes you look so cool?
May 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who knew dilation makes you look so cool?
I don’t understand what I’m saying but I mean it
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t understand what I’m saying but I mean it
Those foot cramps really be making me understand what being dead is like
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Those foot cramps really be making me understand what being dead is like
Accidentally made an AI photo today using pano mode
March 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Accidentally made an AI photo today using pano mode
If you don’t like a little crunch in your mashed potatoes I don’t fwu
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you don’t like a little crunch in your mashed potatoes I don’t fwu