David Ramos
ramosbugs.dev
David Ramos
@ramosbugs.dev
software/security engineer, cs phd, recovering trumpeter 🎺🎶 he/him. views expressed are those of my semi-feral cat.
it would be so much less wasteful to just burn a literal bonfire of cash
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
does this make the Apple HQ a roundscraper?

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October 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
got this shitty spam text from a rando just today doing exactly the same fake fundraising deadline bullshit Kat is talking about in that thread
May 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
wait till you see California’s estimated tax schedule
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
magnificent creature
March 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
...and the award for most useless software update message goes to... @vmware.bsky.social!

also lol @ "See the VMware Fusion release notes for more details" followed by no link to the release notes.

everything just fucking sucks now
March 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
blep
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
for your consideration (except for the small part)
February 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
practicing my Spanish cooking now that moving is looking increasingly likely by the hour
February 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
floöf
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
so fucking gross to see a man I helped make rich post this fascist trash. really glad I no longer have anything to do with @rubrik.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
new, formerly feral cat thumbed his nose at prime rib
December 25, 2024 at 5:48 AM
after nearly 18 years of very spoiled life, Figaro died last night. he will be sorely missed.
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
essential redfin filter
August 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
the Rust job market in a nutshell.

don't want to work on bl*ckchain scams? have you considered palantir?

😑
July 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
you’d be forgiven for assuming that given the unsurprisingly sloppy “journalism” on display today, as on most days
July 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
today is a day to take it out on the crypto recruiters in my inbox

also hilarious that they think tokens are liquid
July 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
i am now the joker
July 12, 2024 at 4:00 AM
the fog once again tells SF “fuck your fireworks” even in a heat wave. I wish the city would just save its money. the new years ones are always great, though
July 5, 2024 at 3:57 AM
fellow one-eared Figaro says hello
June 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
when you're getting a passport for your newborn 🥹
June 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
the fucking SFPD is out of control. some guy was having a mental health episode in the Marriott my in-laws are staying in and they fucking tear gassed his room ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. HOW ARE WE STILL FUNDING THIS
June 4, 2024 at 7:06 PM
linkedin: you've been selected to do free work for us
June 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
update
May 26, 2024 at 9:24 PM
sniffing his little brother up close for the first time #caturday
May 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM