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The Old Media haven't come to terms with the fact that now everyone gets their lies direct from Russian bot farms on Twitter.

It reminds me of that old Land That Time Forgot-type film in which an allosaurus wouldn't lie down and die because "Its brain was so small it didn't realise it was dead!"

Well, you can't own more land than the Crown, because technically the Crown owns ALL the land in Britain and everyone else merely holds permission to use it

Yes. QEII started voluntarily paying income tax in the 90s and KCIII has continued to do so.

Is "keeping all the drugs to ourselves" an actual Brexit benefit at last?

It's good, isn't it?

Not just businesses. NHS workers too.

The guy meant the attitude that old people don't have, and can't be interested in having, sex is infantilisation.

David Quantick did a "Beatles shoes puns" thing on here and about eight people opened with "Rubber Sole". Like - yes, that was...that was the joke

I love it when people make a pun without realising they're just making the original pun backwards

But does it have the original ending?

"Dr Johnson defined patriotism as the last refuge of the scoundrel. With all due respect to that learned authority, I beg to submit that it is the first." - Ambrose Bierce

To give him his full title, as per Charlie Brooker, "Former S*n editor and c**t, Kelvin MacKenzsie"

But it's not about the YEAR '69.

As Harlan Ellison said, what the hell is the point of a library where you've read all the books?

It doesn't lie to people. Lying suggests purposefully deviating from the truth. An LLM doesn't know what's true and what's not. It's just a machine for arranging words into something that looks a bit like a sentence.

I was in a bar in Edinburgh where the owner told us a ghost would occasionally break a vodka bottle overnight and my first thought was "your night man is drinking them and blaming some poor innocent ghost"

In answer to your quesyion: Twitter users. Nazis on average aren't smart

I didn't mean "leaving tracks" so much as avoiding filters