Like genies, you cannot wish for more wishes--but you can wish for more eyelashes
May 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Like genies, you cannot wish for more wishes--but you can wish for more eyelashes
this app sucks ! Oossydd
February 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
this app sucks ! Oossydd
at a Burns night event, like let's get re-"tartaned" in heah !!
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
at a Burns night event, like let's get re-"tartaned" in heah !!
Weird al style cover of bill withers just the two of us
"Just a few of us"
Hanging out and watching shows
Just a few of us (gang of bros)
"Just a few of us"
Hanging out and watching shows
Just a few of us (gang of bros)
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Weird al style cover of bill withers just the two of us
"Just a few of us"
Hanging out and watching shows
Just a few of us (gang of bros)
"Just a few of us"
Hanging out and watching shows
Just a few of us (gang of bros)
Muppets Christmas carol type remake of hannibal, "Animal". Will Graham played by hugh dancy
a stuffed animal with red hair and a beard is wearing chains
Alt: Animal the muppet on chains, on the phone with will graham
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January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Muppets Christmas carol type remake of hannibal, "Animal". Will Graham played by hugh dancy
what about a"crazy susan",, a biiig stack of blocks so people have clamber up on the table to get their food
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
what about a"crazy susan",, a biiig stack of blocks so people have clamber up on the table to get their food
Reposted by casey
pop song 2016: I'm in my head about you, girl / But I can't dance without you, girl
pop song 2026: America shall handily destroy its enemies! / Hail, undying eagle! Eternal victory!
pop song 2026: America shall handily destroy its enemies! / Hail, undying eagle! Eternal victory!
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
pop song 2016: I'm in my head about you, girl / But I can't dance without you, girl
pop song 2026: America shall handily destroy its enemies! / Hail, undying eagle! Eternal victory!
pop song 2026: America shall handily destroy its enemies! / Hail, undying eagle! Eternal victory!
My poetry is finally finding its audience !!! 🤗
January 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My poetry is finally finding its audience !!! 🤗
Drag queen named judy o kristen
December 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Drag queen named judy o kristen
Doubled my e dose the day before my partner left for what feels like a month (about a week?) i stg this doctor is trying to kill me !!
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Doubled my e dose the day before my partner left for what feels like a month (about a week?) i stg this doctor is trying to kill me !!
just read Maggie Millner's "couplets" and am losing my mind — put that thang in me like a key, docter !
December 18, 2024 at 8:28 AM
just read Maggie Millner's "couplets" and am losing my mind — put that thang in me like a key, docter !
Dear 2024,
thank you for jackin my little-ass thingy 🫵😂
Now THIS is actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year—getting my thingy tugged !!! 😀
thank you for jackin my little-ass thingy 🫵😂
Now THIS is actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year—getting my thingy tugged !!! 😀
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 18, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Dear 2024,
thank you for jackin my little-ass thingy 🫵😂
Now THIS is actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year—getting my thingy tugged !!! 😀
thank you for jackin my little-ass thingy 🫵😂
Now THIS is actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year—getting my thingy tugged !!! 😀
"Want to keep 'Christ' in Christmas?" Ma'am this is a Wendy's!! 😂🤣 but no really, i think Christmas should be like the "Purge"
December 18, 2024 at 7:25 AM
"Want to keep 'Christ' in Christmas?" Ma'am this is a Wendy's!! 😂🤣 but no really, i think Christmas should be like the "Purge"
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Trying to think of words with triply repeated consonants, like full-length — any ideas?
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Trying to think of words with triply repeated consonants, like full-length — any ideas?
i hate space, please do not keep putting this on my feed
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
i hate space, please do not keep putting this on my feed
Reposted by casey
I’m out here making watercolor Christmas cards for all my friends and the government wants me to stop using estrogen and detransition? Lmao okay have fun with your below average holiday participation you morons
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I’m out here making watercolor Christmas cards for all my friends and the government wants me to stop using estrogen and detransition? Lmao okay have fun with your below average holiday participation you morons
weird how ts eliot is almost toilets backwards
December 8, 2024 at 8:51 PM
weird how ts eliot is almost toilets backwards
Girl: hi my name is Eve , short for Even
Other: that's odd
Girl: actually,
Other: that's odd
Girl: actually,
December 2, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Girl: hi my name is Eve , short for Even
Other: that's odd
Girl: actually,
Other: that's odd
Girl: actually,
I'm being silenced I'm shadow banned (my posts are not that funny and i have no audience) bluesky is transphobic and I've been cancelled by the woke mob
November 29, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I'm being silenced I'm shadow banned (my posts are not that funny and i have no audience) bluesky is transphobic and I've been cancelled by the woke mob
9 out of ten doctors are going to KILL you
November 29, 2024 at 9:12 AM
9 out of ten doctors are going to KILL you
Wanna fuck pinocchio, call me a gepettophile
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Wanna fuck pinocchio, call me a gepettophile
If i see this stupid post again I think i will x myself
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
If i see this stupid post again I think i will x myself
My dad had prostate cancer, so i make sure to check mine for lumps every day!
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
My dad had prostate cancer, so i make sure to check mine for lumps every day!