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@ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social
Famously drank from the only lead-free hose in the Midwest. Don’t let them scare you into submission, they are clowns.

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“There won’t be elections” = instablock

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November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Getting extra time to take a test is “bullshit,” but having both parents be Harvard economists who get you into Harvard to also be an economist is just bootstrappin’
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ol’ Chuck’s really firing on all cylinders, huh folks?
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This u?
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I read about him when I was a kid. Me and my friend had this great series of books in the late 80s called “The Baseball Hall of Shame.” They were filled with old baseball stories and characters like this. We passed those books back and forth dozens of times. I bet you would like them.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He can have back the fundraising email he sent me less than a week ago.

Loser.
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is the kicker-what I was referring to.
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The car chase in One Battle After Another isn’t as good as the Cessna/motorcycle race in Iron Eagle
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tell your idiot EIC
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Can you turn the oven on 400?
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The Ohtani scolds might be the weirdest, most annoying pack of knaves in all of sports.

No, I am not rooting for Ohtani. I don’t care how awesome he is. I am not 12. I am simply cheering for the team I follow and have always followed. I don’t know how else to explain this.

Rob Lowe ass spectators
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just look at how cheap Randi Weingarten was bought off here. $10 million from OpenAI (2 mil in “resources” lol), 2.5 mil a year from Microsoft, 500 grand from Anthropic lmao…these are billionaires burning $3-4 bil a month. And for what? To sell out kids so they could feed these machines data?
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
These people will put No Kings on page 23 while Charlie Kirk’s memorial goes on page 1, constantly demand that the voices of conservatives be heard and respected. When the President himself posts a disgusting video of himself shitting on people, they bury and whitewash it.

The NYT is Daily Wire
October 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"I think it's fine to take a tiny amount of money from my paycheck to make sure people aren't sick and dying in the street with no treatment."
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Well Spotify, I guess I know where I stand!
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
October 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM