Ralphie Cifaretto
@ralphcifaretto.bsky.social
I’m just Bustin’ Balls. Get off my ass ;)
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To all my new followas, keep in mind:
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
@schumer.senate.gov limp dick. Gtfoh. You aren’t a leader. QUIT. Step down. Retire. Whatever just GO
a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@schumer.senate.gov limp dick. Gtfoh. You aren’t a leader. QUIT. Step down. Retire. Whatever just GO
By the laws of Sanic, you’re out of rings and one more slip means gubbye. I’ve seen hooahs with braces at the Bing in heels with more grace
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
By the laws of Sanic, you’re out of rings and one more slip means gubbye. I’ve seen hooahs with braces at the Bing in heels with more grace
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
He’s so sensitive. If he was innocent he’d probably shrug it off with that signature smirk. Never saw the last 4 presidents do anything like this in public. Hell the worst thing Obama did was wear a tan suit. What a little bitch. Makes GW Bush look like a saint
#Ralphiethoughts
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During a visit to a Ford plant, President Trump was caught on camera flipping off a worker who allegedly shouted “pedophile protector” at him, an apparent reference to his past ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Trump responded with “F*** you” and the middle finger, as reported by TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
He’s so sensitive. If he was innocent he’d probably shrug it off with that signature smirk. Never saw the last 4 presidents do anything like this in public. Hell the worst thing Obama did was wear a tan suit. What a little bitch. Makes GW Bush look like a saint
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
Kristi Noem must be impeached.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
They actually SHOULD have just stuck with coke. These politicians types probably have the best meth.
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They actually SHOULD have just stuck with coke. These politicians types probably have the best meth.
Get off ya high horse. Trump raped and killed kids. You forget about the thousand incidents with this guy?
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Get off ya high horse. Trump raped and killed kids. You forget about the thousand incidents with this guy?
Oh don’t get me started on this fuckin pud-puller. Kid is a human gawbage bin and deserves to be in the clink. He eats beef and sausage by the carload. Little porker ain’t no he-ro
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Oh don’t get me started on this fuckin pud-puller. Kid is a human gawbage bin and deserves to be in the clink. He eats beef and sausage by the carload. Little porker ain’t no he-ro
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
4) Noem is batshit crazy
5) Noem dresses like a bipolar dick wart
6) Noem likely eats newborn babies
She’s a HOOAH
5) Noem dresses like a bipolar dick wart
6) Noem likely eats newborn babies
She’s a HOOAH
1) Noem obstructed Congressional oversight & withheld Congressionally appropriated funds.
2) Noem compromised public safety, violated citizzen's due process, & directed unconstitutional actions.
3) Noem abused her office for personal benefit and steered federal dollars to associates.
2) Noem compromised public safety, violated citizzen's due process, & directed unconstitutional actions.
3) Noem abused her office for personal benefit and steered federal dollars to associates.
Illinois Rep. Robin Kelly filing articles of impeachment for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Illinois U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly announced she is filing articles of impeachment for Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.
www.cbsnews.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
4) Noem is batshit crazy
5) Noem dresses like a bipolar dick wart
6) Noem likely eats newborn babies
She’s a HOOAH
5) Noem dresses like a bipolar dick wart
6) Noem likely eats newborn babies
She’s a HOOAH
I don’t ask for much in this fucked up little stage show we call life, but i ask anyone who reads this to send a nice message condemning @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and their constant centrist bullshit.
The 95 pound mole they removed from Ginny Sack’s ass is more electable
The 95 pound mole they removed from Ginny Sack’s ass is more electable
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I don’t ask for much in this fucked up little stage show we call life, but i ask anyone who reads this to send a nice message condemning @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and their constant centrist bullshit.
The 95 pound mole they removed from Ginny Sack’s ass is more electable
The 95 pound mole they removed from Ginny Sack’s ass is more electable
Toss that hooah back to whateva layer of hell from whence she crawled out from. Good riddance. I’ve seen moles on Ginny Sack’s ass that were more appealing
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
I’m joining Rep. @robinkelly.house.gov to introduce articles of impeachment against Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and will use every lever available to end the terror ICE has unleashed on our communities.
Stay loud.
Stay loud.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Toss that hooah back to whateva layer of hell from whence she crawled out from. Good riddance. I’ve seen moles on Ginny Sack’s ass that were more appealing
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
ICE is to immigration as lower east side Hooahs are to girlfriends. But the hooahs actually went to college. I said my piece
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
ICE is to immigration as lower east side Hooahs are to girlfriends. But the hooahs actually went to college. I said my piece
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
Hodgetwins being right is like eating cold ziti. Yeah it’s ziti but fuck the Hodgetwins. They would’ve joined ICE if they weren’t poser internet-point fascists. Everyone’s got selective memory these days. MARONE…
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Hodgetwins being right is like eating cold ziti. Yeah it’s ziti but fuck the Hodgetwins. They would’ve joined ICE if they weren’t poser internet-point fascists. Everyone’s got selective memory these days. MARONE…
This is turning into a whole thing and boy am I fuckin glad. Marone.. get loud out there. I did 10 years in the clink and I turned out great. Let’s see how some ICE cocksucka with a GED does in there.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "We owe it to this woman, to her family, and to the American public to ensure that an investigation does occur and follows all the available evidence to its logical conclusion."
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 AM
This is turning into a whole thing and boy am I fuckin glad. Marone.. get loud out there. I did 10 years in the clink and I turned out great. Let’s see how some ICE cocksucka with a GED does in there.
This jeopardy guy is a lot more eloquent than the knuckledraggers at the Bing, but I share his sentiment. Fuck all the hooahs in this regime. If I didn’t laugh I’d go crazy.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This jeopardy guy is a lot more eloquent than the knuckledraggers at the Bing, but I share his sentiment. Fuck all the hooahs in this regime. If I didn’t laugh I’d go crazy.
A Ralphie poem
Everybody’s gotta problem, but
I got my limits too
Let’s plan a national 10 day strike
So our country doesn’t go to shit
#Ralphiethoughts #nationalstrike #fuckice
Everybody’s gotta problem, but
I got my limits too
Let’s plan a national 10 day strike
So our country doesn’t go to shit
#Ralphiethoughts #nationalstrike #fuckice
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
A Ralphie poem
Everybody’s gotta problem, but
I got my limits too
Let’s plan a national 10 day strike
So our country doesn’t go to shit
#Ralphiethoughts #nationalstrike #fuckice
Everybody’s gotta problem, but
I got my limits too
Let’s plan a national 10 day strike
So our country doesn’t go to shit
#Ralphiethoughts #nationalstrike #fuckice
You want me to be honest?
Yo got this Noem cunt, the dog killa, and I’m wonderin if she thinks the men she employs look up to her or if they think of her as the piece of hog ass she is. I’ve seen better lips on a hooahs vulva.
Marone!
#Ralphiethoughts
Yo got this Noem cunt, the dog killa, and I’m wonderin if she thinks the men she employs look up to her or if they think of her as the piece of hog ass she is. I’ve seen better lips on a hooahs vulva.
Marone!
#Ralphiethoughts
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
You want me to be honest?
Yo got this Noem cunt, the dog killa, and I’m wonderin if she thinks the men she employs look up to her or if they think of her as the piece of hog ass she is. I’ve seen better lips on a hooahs vulva.
Marone!
#Ralphiethoughts
Yo got this Noem cunt, the dog killa, and I’m wonderin if she thinks the men she employs look up to her or if they think of her as the piece of hog ass she is. I’ve seen better lips on a hooahs vulva.
Marone!
#Ralphiethoughts
Everyone’s so fuckin sensitive.
You want me to be honest? These people are permanently bent in the head. Fucked
#Raphiethoughts
You want me to be honest? These people are permanently bent in the head. Fucked
#Raphiethoughts
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Everyone’s so fuckin sensitive.
You want me to be honest? These people are permanently bent in the head. Fucked
#Raphiethoughts
You want me to be honest? These people are permanently bent in the head. Fucked
#Raphiethoughts
To all my new followas, keep in mind:
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
To all my new followas, keep in mind:
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
This dumb cocksucka you elected.. he thinks we are morons. 30 mil barrels from Venezuela is just 3 days of US oil production. Who the fuck cares?
This guy ever stop bustin’ balls??
#Ralphiethoughts
This guy ever stop bustin’ balls??
#Ralphiethoughts
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
This dumb cocksucka you elected.. he thinks we are morons. 30 mil barrels from Venezuela is just 3 days of US oil production. Who the fuck cares?
This guy ever stop bustin’ balls??
#Ralphiethoughts
This guy ever stop bustin’ balls??
#Ralphiethoughts
This fuckin pres needs a high chair for the table. They want loyalty but they don’t want honesty
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This fuckin pres needs a high chair for the table. They want loyalty but they don’t want honesty
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
Apprerently you can just abduct people and not have a reason. This is turning into a whole thing
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Apprerently you can just abduct people and not have a reason. This is turning into a whole thing
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
You want to talk this old-school bullshit, take a look at @schumer.senate.gov. Fuckin guy only hears what he wants to hear
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You want to talk this old-school bullshit, take a look at @schumer.senate.gov. Fuckin guy only hears what he wants to hear
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome, but they sure as hell had nutjob leaders and hooahs
#Ralphiethoughts
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January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome, but they sure as hell had nutjob leaders and hooahs
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
Listen, I’m not the bad guy here. I just vote blue and hope I don’t get whacked by some shitbag with three teeth to their name
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Listen, I’m not the bad guy here. I just vote blue and hope I don’t get whacked by some shitbag with three teeth to their name
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM