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Ralph Andracchio
@ralphalpha.bsky.social
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Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 49 year old body. 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇹
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OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY

Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm

3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.

Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
Audition flyer consisting of a background of a football field with the 30 yard line visible. In the foreground the text says “Audition Alert! Sawubona Creativity Project is now casting for its upcoming spring production of 3 Mad Rituals: An Untitled Sports Documentary. Auditions and callbacks will be held on Dec 20 2025 from 10am-6pm. The show will run March 21st-29th 2026. Read the full release at the link below!
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Definitely vibing on Plur1bus. The first two episodes are pretty killer sci-fi mindfuck. And also very Rick and Morty adjacent.

#pluribus #scifi #appletv
A woman with blonde hair and an orange leather jacket holds a phone to her right ear and looks concerned.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The 80s called… they want their sexy drunk alien vibes back. #v #halloween #80s #scifi
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Who’s your lizard daddy?

#halloween #costume #v #scifi #80stv
Close up of my face with lizard makeup over my right eye. I’m wearing a red jumpsuit with gold trim around the shoulders and symbols from the tv show V from 1984
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?
The first half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 1-15. The second half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 16-31.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Frank-n-furter, Magenta, and Columbia all pose on a throne
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)

Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man and his daughter both look down at something with concerned faces
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)

Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man wearing glasses with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth looks at the camera while a shark breaks the surface of the water behind him.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)

A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman and her daughter stare wide eyed and mouths agape at something in front of them.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)

No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Three women stand at a sliding door and look toward the backyard.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)

Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman in a space suit looks with concern to the right of the frame
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman looks warily off to the left in front of a floral 70s wallpaper.
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)

Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
An old man with a corn cob pipe looks intently at the sky as he sits in a boat on the ocean.
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)

Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
The silhouette of an old woman shows through lace curtains in a dark room at night.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)

There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Captain America as a zombie looking at the viewer.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)

The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man and a woman are both holding a small stack of books and are walking down a school hallway toward the viewer.
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)

These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A huge mutated deer stands on an overturned car in the forest and glares at the viewer with red eyes.
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 19 /// Satan’s Children (1975)

Bobby ran away
Into a satanic cult
That really hates gays

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Three people are kneeling and facing to the left of the frame. They are wearing dark robes in a room lined with red curtains
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 18 /// V/H/S Halloween

Halloween soda
Please take one piece of candy
Be safe… trick or treat

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman in an orange jumpsuit holds a can of soda and looks at it curiously
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 17 /// Bug (1975)

Arsonist cockroach
Burned down the Brady Bunch house
Now you spell quite well

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man wearing thick gloves holds up a large bug and looks at it intently
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 16 /// 28 Years Later

Spike on his first trip
The mainland is dangerous
But mom needs some help

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Four people look small next to a giant summer tree. All are in stark silhouette in black and white
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 15 /// Night of the Seagulls (1975)

Creepy seaside town
Where the seagulls scream like girls
The knights are hungry

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Three people in close up. A man is in the middle looking concerned as the two women on either side look terrified and their eyes are filled with tears.
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 14 /// Opus (2025)

New music, old man
Singles dropping one by one
Who’s left to listen?

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman peeks out from the rim of a tub holding a screwdriver as a weapon.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 13 /// Lips of Blood (1975)

Remembered ruins
Full of naked French vampires
Nosferatu boobs

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman with short dark hair and a white dress looks into the distance through the slats of a large wooden gate.
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 12 /// Cloud (2024)

Cheating your users
Can make you unpopular
Let the hunt begin

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A disheveled man stands in an industrial park in front of some scaffolding. He is looking at the viewer.
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM