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Ralph Andracchio
@ralphalpha.bsky.social
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Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 49 year old body. 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇹
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OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY

Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm

3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back.

Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.
Audition flyer consisting of a background of a football field with the 30 yard line visible. In the foreground the text says “Audition Alert! Sawubona Creativity Project is now casting for its upcoming spring production of 3 Mad Rituals: An Untitled Sports Documentary. Auditions and callbacks will be held on Dec 20 2025 from 10am-6pm. The show will run March 21st-29th 2026. Read the full release at the link below!
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
We’re finally at the point where we’re looking at dogs to adopt and I can’t be trusted in this process.

I’m drinking wine and crying at every doggie profile.

“Hi! Im Gunner! I was found on the side of the highway with my brothers bandana in my mouth cuz he just got hit by a car. LOVE ME!!!”
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
Definitely vibing on Plur1bus. The first two episodes are pretty killer sci-fi mindfuck. And also very Rick and Morty adjacent.

#pluribus #scifi #appletv
A woman with blonde hair and an orange leather jacket holds a phone to her right ear and looks concerned.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
Hey Facebook? Why you put the care react and the laughing react right next to each other. Now I gotta actually PAY ATTENTION as I’m quickly reacting to a friend losing their dog this past weekend!?
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Ralph Andracchio
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
We knew Dems would win last night, but the important part to focus on is in the margins… how many points they won by, which districts swung back, what demographics brought their votes back. We need to listen and build on what the voters are saying is important.

apple.news/AZlmiDwnyTLi...
Five takeaways as Democrats sweep elections in New Jersey and Virginia — The Washington Post
The party won the governor’s race in both states and a state attorney general’s contest that was up in the air, as voters delivered a rebuke of President Donald Trump.
apple.news
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
The 80s called… they want their sexy drunk alien vibes back. #v #halloween #80s #scifi
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Ralph Andracchio
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @deadder.bsky.social )
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
Who’s your lizard daddy?

#halloween #costume #v #scifi #80stv
Close up of my face with lizard makeup over my right eye. I’m wearing a red jumpsuit with gold trim around the shoulders and symbols from the tv show V from 1984
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?
The first half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 1-15. The second half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 16-31.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

And superheroes
Come to feast and taste the flesh
Not quite yet deceased

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Frank-n-furter, Magenta, and Columbia all pose on a throne
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025)

Even in folklore
The rich ruin everything
And then snort what’s left

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man and his daughter both look down at something with concerned faces
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975)

Close the beaches, chief
There’s a man eater out there
And our boat’s too small

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man wearing glasses with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth looks at the camera while a shark breaks the surface of the water behind him.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025)

A guy got bit once
The prodigal son returned
And he got bit too

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman and her daughter stare wide eyed and mouths agape at something in front of them.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975)

No mouthy ladies
We like our wives compliant
Fembot hausfrau chic

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Three women stand at a sliding door and look toward the backyard.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 26 /// Ash (2025)

Not remembering
Why they’re dead, or why I’m here
Have another patch

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman in a space suit looks with concern to the right of the frame
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ralphalpha.bsky.social
31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

Who’s killing models?
Trinity from The Matrix
Is getting even

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman looks warily off to the left in front of a floral 70s wallpaper.
October 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025)

Halley’s Comet comes
And makes a shitty movie
Of mutant Popeye

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
An old man with a corn cob pipe looks intently at the sky as he sits in a boat on the ocean.
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975)

Inherited house
Comes with Becker the weird cat
And your dead aunt’s ghost

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
The silhouette of an old woman shows through lace curtains in a dark room at night.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025)

There’s no use fighting
As the super undead kill
And serve the red queen

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Captain America as a zombie looking at the viewer.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975)

The mousy teacher
The twins, and the wooden doll
Are not what they seem

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man and a woman are both holding a small stack of books and are walking down a school hallway toward the viewer.
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)

These dumb rich people
Just go hide and close the door
Deer can’t use doorknobs

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A huge mutated deer stands on an overturned car in the forest and glares at the viewer with red eyes.
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 19 /// Satan’s Children (1975)

Bobby ran away
Into a satanic cult
That really hates gays

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
Three people are kneeling and facing to the left of the frame. They are wearing dark robes in a room lined with red curtains
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 18 /// V/H/S Halloween

Halloween soda
Please take one piece of candy
Be safe… trick or treat

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A woman in an orange jumpsuit holds a can of soda and looks at it curiously
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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31 Days of Halloween 2025

Movie 17 /// Bug (1975)

Arsonist cockroach
Burned down the Brady Bunch house
Now you spell quite well

#31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween
A man wearing thick gloves holds up a large bug and looks at it intently
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM