And then it would happen two dozen more times before an article comes out on CNN with the headline “Three Dead After Humanoid Drink Pitcher Tramples Entire Family”, describing how previous incidents had gone without investigation.

You *should* regret those things.

Is it a group chat if it’s just the two of us rewriting decades-old top 40 hits with questionable lyrics?

Some issues transcend the news cycle.

It’s actually kind of a waking nightmare.

Clear broth is itself a death sentence.