Randy
@ralevine.bsky.social
I'll have your pickle if you're not having it.
You better believe if an anthropomorphic pitcher of sugary kid’s drink burst through your living room wall, the police would show up 30 minutes later to take a statement and file it away without taking a single action.
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You better believe if an anthropomorphic pitcher of sugary kid’s drink burst through your living room wall, the police would show up 30 minutes later to take a statement and file it away without taking a single action.
“I crushed my genitals in The Genital Crushing Machine™ and now my genitals are crushed! How could this happen!”
This is what y’all sound like when you complain about how the internet makes you feel.
This is what y’all sound like when you complain about how the internet makes you feel.
September 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“I crushed my genitals in The Genital Crushing Machine™ and now my genitals are crushed! How could this happen!”
This is what y’all sound like when you complain about how the internet makes you feel.
This is what y’all sound like when you complain about how the internet makes you feel.
My experience with Taco Bell has been largely positive.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My experience with Taco Bell has been largely positive.
“I asked ChatGPT…”
Oh well I threw my laptop into the river and now I’m eating too much Wendy’s and will complain about my stomach the rest of the week.
Oh well I threw my laptop into the river and now I’m eating too much Wendy’s and will complain about my stomach the rest of the week.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“I asked ChatGPT…”
Oh well I threw my laptop into the river and now I’m eating too much Wendy’s and will complain about my stomach the rest of the week.
Oh well I threw my laptop into the river and now I’m eating too much Wendy’s and will complain about my stomach the rest of the week.
WE MUST FEED THE WORM.
August 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
WE MUST FEED THE WORM.
Do we allow a handful of billionaire technocrats to put us all out of work so their apps can decide who lives and who dies? Or do we instead food, house, clothe, and provide medical care for everyone? Truly the Kobayashi Maru of our time.
June 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Do we allow a handful of billionaire technocrats to put us all out of work so their apps can decide who lives and who dies? Or do we instead food, house, clothe, and provide medical care for everyone? Truly the Kobayashi Maru of our time.
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Wawa answers the question, "What if hospital food was available at gas stations?"
April 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wawa answers the question, "What if hospital food was available at gas stations?"
What if we just... didn't?
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What if we just... didn't?
So much of the things that have been stressful about owning a business came from abiding by how things are "supposed to be", rather than just following how I thought they should be.
February 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So much of the things that have been stressful about owning a business came from abiding by how things are "supposed to be", rather than just following how I thought they should be.
Every day I think about how to make my business *smaller*. How can I cut more out of this and make it more manageable, more fun, more interesting.
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every day I think about how to make my business *smaller*. How can I cut more out of this and make it more manageable, more fun, more interesting.
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January 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What’s next? Unsexy the Teletubbies? I will not be strong armed by the woke left. And my browser history reflects that.
January 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What’s next? Unsexy the Teletubbies? I will not be strong armed by the woke left. And my browser history reflects that.
When I say "I do not wish to be perceived" what I mean is "I do not want to appear in LinkedIn search results."
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When I say "I do not wish to be perceived" what I mean is "I do not want to appear in LinkedIn search results."
Semantic theory teaches us that meaning is contextual and fluid. Therefore no, I do not have to explain why I think Snake would be a bottom to Wario.
December 9, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Semantic theory teaches us that meaning is contextual and fluid. Therefore no, I do not have to explain why I think Snake would be a bottom to Wario.
Sometimes the horrors of existence creep into my brain. But then I remember that we also live in a world where there are pickles. So ya know. Scales of justice et cetera.
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes the horrors of existence creep into my brain. But then I remember that we also live in a world where there are pickles. So ya know. Scales of justice et cetera.
When I’m diagnosed with a terminal disease I want them to give me soup when they tell me.
December 4, 2024 at 12:29 PM
When I’m diagnosed with a terminal disease I want them to give me soup when they tell me.
I want to stare at shadows on a cave wall.
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I want to stare at shadows on a cave wall.
Me on the NCC-1701-D: Soup. Extra wet. Uh. The big bowl.
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Me on the NCC-1701-D: Soup. Extra wet. Uh. The big bowl.
Person: Hey man you wanna eat 6 boiled eggs in a row?
Me: Yes.
Person: We'll mix the... oh... al...alright then...
Me: Yes.
Person: We'll mix the... oh... al...alright then...
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Person: Hey man you wanna eat 6 boiled eggs in a row?
Me: Yes.
Person: We'll mix the... oh... al...alright then...
Me: Yes.
Person: We'll mix the... oh... al...alright then...
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I don't go on the world wide web to have my beliefs challenged. I come here to read the news, learn about tech stuff, find new music, and look at pictures of cute animals. If I need to have my worldview challenged, I'll go to my doctor and explain how many eggs I eat in a week and why that's fine.
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I don't go on the world wide web to have my beliefs challenged. I come here to read the news, learn about tech stuff, find new music, and look at pictures of cute animals. If I need to have my worldview challenged, I'll go to my doctor and explain how many eggs I eat in a week and why that's fine.
Eating six eggs in one sitting is resistance. It is praxis.
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Eating six eggs in one sitting is resistance. It is praxis.
I put the “ble” in “Toblerone”
November 23, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I put the “ble” in “Toblerone”
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