Jenni
@raisingkane.bsky.social
Sorta sane, average intelligence, Gen-X mom raising my kid with sarcasm. I can survive on pop tarts and vodka while laughing at the world burn. None of you scare me.
Having a menstrual cycle after 46 is just dumb. Do better Hera. That ship has sailed.
February 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Having a menstrual cycle after 46 is just dumb. Do better Hera. That ship has sailed.
One of our clients told us they thought they could do a better job with their HOA accounting than us four months ago. Friday, one of them was arrested for embezzlement. I sent them a proposal for services just because I’m petty as fuck.
February 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
One of our clients told us they thought they could do a better job with their HOA accounting than us four months ago. Friday, one of them was arrested for embezzlement. I sent them a proposal for services just because I’m petty as fuck.
I’m taking a girls trip to Vegas, my first in 15 years! Is Harrahs still good to stay at?
February 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I’m taking a girls trip to Vegas, my first in 15 years! Is Harrahs still good to stay at?
Sirius XM introduced my 15 y/o son to Sum 41 while we landed on the Y2K station. Now I’m hearing it all day. He’s now introduced them yo his friends. He’s learning “in too deep” on the guitar. I expect frosted tips in his hair soon. Learn from me, protect your kids better than me.
December 23, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Sirius XM introduced my 15 y/o son to Sum 41 while we landed on the Y2K station. Now I’m hearing it all day. He’s now introduced them yo his friends. He’s learning “in too deep” on the guitar. I expect frosted tips in his hair soon. Learn from me, protect your kids better than me.
Year 3 of our receptionist aggressively wishing people merry Christmas.
December 15, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Year 3 of our receptionist aggressively wishing people merry Christmas.
Chag Sameach to all who celebrate! I celebrated with a mad dash to buy menorah candles yesterday bc I’m a terrible holiday planner.
December 8, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Chag Sameach to all who celebrate! I celebrated with a mad dash to buy menorah candles yesterday bc I’m a terrible holiday planner.
Happy sun day. Get it?
December 3, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Happy sun day. Get it?
Me: Hey I need to clean these floors.
*gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc
Akita: nope.
*gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc
Akita: nope.
December 2, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Me: Hey I need to clean these floors.
*gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc
Akita: nope.
*gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc
Akita: nope.
Headphones in, staring at my monitors, giant stacks of work piled around me, silent and typing like mad.
Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.
Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.
November 29, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Headphones in, staring at my monitors, giant stacks of work piled around me, silent and typing like mad.
Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.
Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.
I’m not a fan of Beyoncé
Post an opinion that will lose you followers.
Mine: John Candy - I just don't get it.
Mine: John Candy - I just don't get it.
November 15, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I’m not a fan of Beyoncé
I have still not forgiven Paula Abdul for killing Keanu in the 90s.
November 15, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I have still not forgiven Paula Abdul for killing Keanu in the 90s.
Today is not the day. I’ve already told 2 people sarcastically , “well then, you do you. If a $25 late fee that you clearly know was in fact bc YOU WERE LATE, I can’t help you.” Not even a phone voice today. Just full on Kentucky accent.
November 13, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Today is not the day. I’ve already told 2 people sarcastically , “well then, you do you. If a $25 late fee that you clearly know was in fact bc YOU WERE LATE, I can’t help you.” Not even a phone voice today. Just full on Kentucky accent.
I know, I know, the MCU is dead now, it sucks, yadda yadda but The Marvels made me full on belly laugh today and Loki season 2 finale was g-ddamned amazing imo so take from that what you will.
November 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I know, I know, the MCU is dead now, it sucks, yadda yadda but The Marvels made me full on belly laugh today and Loki season 2 finale was g-ddamned amazing imo so take from that what you will.
Also, Hana is mad she can’t go.
November 12, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Also, Hana is mad she can’t go.
Going to the movies with my son today. Not sure I remember how this works.
November 12, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Going to the movies with my son today. Not sure I remember how this works.
It’s a biscuit and gravy kind of day.
Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!
Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!
November 7, 2023 at 12:42 PM
It’s a biscuit and gravy kind of day.
Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!
Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!
Hmm get my broken tooth fixed, pay for my sons college, or let a possible infection kill me and let my son use my life insurance to pay for college? Choices choices.
November 6, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Hmm get my broken tooth fixed, pay for my sons college, or let a possible infection kill me and let my son use my life insurance to pay for college? Choices choices.
So Loki is the only good thing to come out of phase 1 billion so far. Tom does not disappoint.
November 6, 2023 at 7:42 PM
So Loki is the only good thing to come out of phase 1 billion so far. Tom does not disappoint.
Got called in to HR bc I told a coworker she needs to toughen up or she’ll be crying every day and hate her job here. They said I can’t say that.
I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath.
I’m over it today. I’m going home.
I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath.
I’m over it today. I’m going home.
November 6, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Got called in to HR bc I told a coworker she needs to toughen up or she’ll be crying every day and hate her job here. They said I can’t say that.
I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath.
I’m over it today. I’m going home.
I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath.
I’m over it today. I’m going home.
I’m going to a wine tasting thing. Not my idea. I do not care for:
A. Wine
Or
B. People
Should be fun.
A. Wine
Or
B. People
Should be fun.
October 14, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I’m going to a wine tasting thing. Not my idea. I do not care for:
A. Wine
Or
B. People
Should be fun.
A. Wine
Or
B. People
Should be fun.
Y’all, I left my house last night and was social. I also did my very first stand up comedy set which went…ok. I got laughs but I need to work on my pacing.
October 13, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Y’all, I left my house last night and was social. I also did my very first stand up comedy set which went…ok. I got laughs but I need to work on my pacing.