Rainy Day Meg
@rainydaymeg.bsky.social
When all else fails, laugh.
Screaming works too.
Screaming works too.
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Rainy Day Meg
@rainydaymeg.bsky.social
· Mar 15
Is it French fries? I’m pretty sure it’s eating French fries.
Me, standing in my kitchen with a hole punch.
“Ok, so hear me out. Confetti, but it’s CHEESE”
“Ok, so hear me out. Confetti, but it’s CHEESE”
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me, standing in my kitchen with a hole punch.
“Ok, so hear me out. Confetti, but it’s CHEESE”
“Ok, so hear me out. Confetti, but it’s CHEESE”
I wrapped some gifts and got them under the tree already and it is still the first week of December.
I will bask in my own smugness over this until around Dec 22 when I will realize that I haven’t wrapped the other half of the gifts, done any baking, or planned Christmas Day dinner.
I will bask in my own smugness over this until around Dec 22 when I will realize that I haven’t wrapped the other half of the gifts, done any baking, or planned Christmas Day dinner.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I wrapped some gifts and got them under the tree already and it is still the first week of December.
I will bask in my own smugness over this until around Dec 22 when I will realize that I haven’t wrapped the other half of the gifts, done any baking, or planned Christmas Day dinner.
I will bask in my own smugness over this until around Dec 22 when I will realize that I haven’t wrapped the other half of the gifts, done any baking, or planned Christmas Day dinner.
#StarWars dudebro: Oh, you like Star Wars? Name five super obscure characters/places/lore
Me: Oh, YOU like Star Wars? Show me ONE pair of Star Wars leggings *mic drop*
Me: Oh, YOU like Star Wars? Show me ONE pair of Star Wars leggings *mic drop*
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#StarWars dudebro: Oh, you like Star Wars? Name five super obscure characters/places/lore
Me: Oh, YOU like Star Wars? Show me ONE pair of Star Wars leggings *mic drop*
Me: Oh, YOU like Star Wars? Show me ONE pair of Star Wars leggings *mic drop*
Me throughout the year, until mid-November: look at all the things I want but won’t buy for myself!
Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas: …
This is my 27th consecutive year doing this. I’m sorry, I don’t know why I am like this.
Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas: …
This is my 27th consecutive year doing this. I’m sorry, I don’t know why I am like this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me throughout the year, until mid-November: look at all the things I want but won’t buy for myself!
Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas: …
This is my 27th consecutive year doing this. I’m sorry, I don’t know why I am like this.
Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas: …
This is my 27th consecutive year doing this. I’m sorry, I don’t know why I am like this.
On our drive out to the Christmas tree farm today, my husband pointed out every animal he saw: chickens, cows, pigs, a stump that looked like an otter….
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
On our drive out to the Christmas tree farm today, my husband pointed out every animal he saw: chickens, cows, pigs, a stump that looked like an otter….
Couch me: I am tired, therefore I will go to bed and sleep
Bed me: Let us not be ridiculous
Bed me: Let us not be ridiculous
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Couch me: I am tired, therefore I will go to bed and sleep
Bed me: Let us not be ridiculous
Bed me: Let us not be ridiculous
Jonathan Bailey named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive and the blue wave of elections today has made this the most promising start to a week I’ve seen in a long long time.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Jonathan Bailey named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive and the blue wave of elections today has made this the most promising start to a week I’ve seen in a long long time.
What if we rename it “chesticular cancer” for the men - would it be covered then?
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November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What if we rename it “chesticular cancer” for the men - would it be covered then?
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October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Watching my dog wag his tail in his sleep is one of those moments of joy that keeps me grounded amongst the absolute insanity I see in the world around me.
What delights fill his dreams?
It has to be *whispers* T R E A T S
What delights fill his dreams?
It has to be *whispers* T R E A T S
October 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching my dog wag his tail in his sleep is one of those moments of joy that keeps me grounded amongst the absolute insanity I see in the world around me.
What delights fill his dreams?
It has to be *whispers* T R E A T S
What delights fill his dreams?
It has to be *whispers* T R E A T S
Parenting a teenager is kinda like being in a relationship with an abusive narcissist. For instance, I was thrilled my 17 year old daughter invited me to go with her to Target, even though I know her main impetus is so that I’ll pay. 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Parenting a teenager is kinda like being in a relationship with an abusive narcissist. For instance, I was thrilled my 17 year old daughter invited me to go with her to Target, even though I know her main impetus is so that I’ll pay. 🤣
Just a handy pronunciation guide for those who need it
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just a handy pronunciation guide for those who need it
Ordered some crunchy edamame bean snacks and I was so excited to get them, I sampled two flavors back to back. Just call me Wild Child on this thriller of a Friday night! #ThisIs49
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ordered some crunchy edamame bean snacks and I was so excited to get them, I sampled two flavors back to back. Just call me Wild Child on this thriller of a Friday night! #ThisIs49
One of my favorite things about me is that if I find something funny, chances are I will find it funny again. So if you ever wonder, did I already send her this meme? Go ahead and send it. I’ll probably still laugh. #ILoveMyself #BestThingsAboutMe #AppreciationPost
August 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
One of my favorite things about me is that if I find something funny, chances are I will find it funny again. So if you ever wonder, did I already send her this meme? Go ahead and send it. I’ll probably still laugh. #ILoveMyself #BestThingsAboutMe #AppreciationPost
I got 99 followers but a snitch ain’t one.
Wait, none of you are snitches, right? Because I don’t have time to be handing out stitches.
Wait, none of you are snitches, right? Because I don’t have time to be handing out stitches.
August 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I got 99 followers but a snitch ain’t one.
Wait, none of you are snitches, right? Because I don’t have time to be handing out stitches.
Wait, none of you are snitches, right? Because I don’t have time to be handing out stitches.
I had a surprise visitor drop by for drinks this evening as I was enjoying some patio time next to our little fountain and pond. #squirrel #summervibes #wildlife #thirsty
August 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I had a surprise visitor drop by for drinks this evening as I was enjoying some patio time next to our little fountain and pond. #squirrel #summervibes #wildlife #thirsty
My therapist: how have you been coping with stress lately?
Me: I came very close to giving myself bangs at 3 am this morning but I talked myself down and ate an ice cream bar instead.
Therapist: *high fives me*
Me: I came very close to giving myself bangs at 3 am this morning but I talked myself down and ate an ice cream bar instead.
Therapist: *high fives me*
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My therapist: how have you been coping with stress lately?
Me: I came very close to giving myself bangs at 3 am this morning but I talked myself down and ate an ice cream bar instead.
Therapist: *high fives me*
Me: I came very close to giving myself bangs at 3 am this morning but I talked myself down and ate an ice cream bar instead.
Therapist: *high fives me*
My cat’s reaction: let me jump on you and trample your internal organs while I purr and drool. #HopeThisHelps
Choked on my own saliva, then coughed so hard I triggered nausea, which then had me producing more saliva for me to potentially choke on. Is this how I die? Please don’t let this be how I die. #ThisIs49
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My cat’s reaction: let me jump on you and trample your internal organs while I purr and drool. #HopeThisHelps
Choked on my own saliva, then coughed so hard I triggered nausea, which then had me producing more saliva for me to potentially choke on. Is this how I die? Please don’t let this be how I die. #ThisIs49
August 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Choked on my own saliva, then coughed so hard I triggered nausea, which then had me producing more saliva for me to potentially choke on. Is this how I die? Please don’t let this be how I die. #ThisIs49
Tonight I discovered that if I rock in my chair with enough vigor, my steps app counts it. Follow me for more fitness tips.
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Tonight I discovered that if I rock in my chair with enough vigor, my steps app counts it. Follow me for more fitness tips.
I also said goodbye to my son as he walked out the door to go to a movie at the theater, asking him to pick up the mail on his way home. Then texted him ten minutes later telling him his dinner options, because I completely forgot he wasn’t here. #ThisIs49
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I also said goodbye to my son as he walked out the door to go to a movie at the theater, asking him to pick up the mail on his way home. Then texted him ten minutes later telling him his dinner options, because I completely forgot he wasn’t here. #ThisIs49
I recently referred to a cemetery as a “death garden” when my brain went blank on me, if you wonder how I’m doing in this last year of my 40s.
July 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I recently referred to a cemetery as a “death garden” when my brain went blank on me, if you wonder how I’m doing in this last year of my 40s.
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all day.
July 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all day.