Rahul Kothari
@rahuligan.bsky.social
Current marketer, future wine mom, coffee addict, Taco Bell enthusiast.📍NYC
BeyHive, we can sleep in tomorrow. Insurrection cancelled.
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
BeyHive, we can sleep in tomorrow. Insurrection cancelled.
Ran into my neighbors this morning while getting onto the elevator with suitcases.
Me: Where are you heading?
Them: Vegas
Me: Oh fun!! Feeling lucky?
Them: It’s for a funeral
Me: Where are you heading?
Them: Vegas
Me: Oh fun!! Feeling lucky?
Them: It’s for a funeral
January 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Ran into my neighbors this morning while getting onto the elevator with suitcases.
Me: Where are you heading?
Them: Vegas
Me: Oh fun!! Feeling lucky?
Them: It’s for a funeral
Me: Where are you heading?
Them: Vegas
Me: Oh fun!! Feeling lucky?
Them: It’s for a funeral
Guys I don’t know if MomTok can survive this
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Guys I don’t know if MomTok can survive this
a historical landmark
January 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
a historical landmark
Two kinds of energies at my party
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Two kinds of energies at my party
I host a New Year’s party every year. No going out, everyone comes to me, immediate access to my bed at 12:01am. Perfection.
December 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I host a New Year’s party every year. No going out, everyone comes to me, immediate access to my bed at 12:01am. Perfection.
Reposted by Rahul Kothari
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
Made chili, ate chili
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Made chili, ate chili
I can’t believe that Beyoncé got the NFL to reschedule the Super Bowl to Christmas Day
December 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I can’t believe that Beyoncé got the NFL to reschedule the Super Bowl to Christmas Day
i’m glad we can all agree that Beyoncé is the greatest performer ever
December 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
i’m glad we can all agree that Beyoncé is the greatest performer ever
Maybe next time he’ll think before he skeets
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Maybe next time he’ll think before he skeets
Holiday party szn
December 18, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Holiday party szn
I deserve Taco Bell tonight
December 7, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I deserve Taco Bell tonight
Not pictured: the pitcher of martinis we drank
November 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Not pictured: the pitcher of martinis we drank
Just a reminder that Thanksgiving week follows airport rules:
1. Drink whenever you want
2. Calories don’t count
3. Sweatpants are formal
1. Drink whenever you want
2. Calories don’t count
3. Sweatpants are formal
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Just a reminder that Thanksgiving week follows airport rules:
1. Drink whenever you want
2. Calories don’t count
3. Sweatpants are formal
1. Drink whenever you want
2. Calories don’t count
3. Sweatpants are formal
when he asks at the end of the night if i’ve held space in my stomach for Taco Bell
November 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
when he asks at the end of the night if i’ve held space in my stomach for Taco Bell
The worst part about Wicked was having to get on an MTA train after it ended instead of this bad bitch
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
The worst part about Wicked was having to get on an MTA train after it ended instead of this bad bitch
Ah yes wrestling, a sport famously known for its safety record on head injuries.
Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Ah yes wrestling, a sport famously known for its safety record on head injuries.
I would really like the NYC subway tracks to stop catching fire every day I have things to do, places to be, etc.
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I would really like the NYC subway tracks to stop catching fire every day I have things to do, places to be, etc.