I bought my house for £4k and I'm worried about tax on it's value above £2m, must be a fucking parody.

Quite worried about Onana's celebration antics if we ever get Tony Harrington as a ref now though.

I don't understand this game. Rice can have shite free kicks cleared and get assists but a deflection on a pass is assist points removed. Seems good 😂

Team looks really strong this week. Massive red inc.

I have 10 players in Europe this mid week. Only mateta so far doesn't have at least one FPL return and this includes GOALS for VDV, Lacroix and BIG Dan Burn.

No, she's my partner's dog. She got her as a puppy. I have had rescue dogs before though.

Yeah we live close by a shooting range which is a nightmare. She's lovely though

Yeah it's horrendous, any sort of bang noise affects her. She doesn't get excited about walks, it's really sad.

Ah fair enough. That's the last thing you would want.

We get xanax for our Dog from the vet. On her first bonfire night the door was opened and she bolted. She was missing for 20 mins and ran her paw pads off. She has severe PTSD as a result, but the Xanax helps at this time of year.

Can't have a bad midfield if I don't have a midfield. *Points at head and grins*

It was not a bad decision to bench Semenyo, even if the outcome is rough. That's what I'll also be telling myself later, anyway.

And we wonder why the refs all have a hard on for Liverpool.