Chris Poyner
@rags326.bsky.social
Dementia care academic. UTV. 💚
Fresh from seeing the lads score about 59 goals in their European mid week fixtures the bench boost is active. I expect nothing but pain and misery.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Fresh from seeing the lads score about 59 goals in their European mid week fixtures the bench boost is active. I expect nothing but pain and misery.
Yeah we live close by a shooting range which is a nightmare. She's lovely though
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yeah we live close by a shooting range which is a nightmare. She's lovely though
Can't have a bad midfield if I don't have a midfield. *Points at head and grins*
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Can't have a bad midfield if I don't have a midfield. *Points at head and grins*
People will be mad about immigration whilst also being mad about their state pension withdrawal age being increased. But erm the average age of immigrants is lower than the national average. Turkeys' voting for Christmas, as usual.
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
People will be mad about immigration whilst also being mad about their state pension withdrawal age being increased. But erm the average age of immigrants is lower than the national average. Turkeys' voting for Christmas, as usual.
If it makes you feel better this is the team of the bloke at the top on my cash league on 128 points
August 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If it makes you feel better this is the team of the bloke at the top on my cash league on 128 points
No Haaland or Salah here. Bit mad.
August 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No Haaland or Salah here. Bit mad.
Bench boost went well
April 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bench boost went well
Probably my best FPL GW since I started playing but I just came here to say well done Andre, passing your fitness test and blocking the Leno 13 pointer. Probably would have bagged me manager of the week. What a sad little life.
March 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Probably my best FPL GW since I started playing but I just came here to say well done Andre, passing your fitness test and blocking the Leno 13 pointer. Probably would have bagged me manager of the week. What a sad little life.
Tried my arm at archery today. Good fun, I recommend.
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tried my arm at archery today. Good fun, I recommend.
He blocked me because he was waffling and he couldn't win the argument.
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
He blocked me because he was waffling and he couldn't win the argument.
You're welcome lads
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You're welcome lads
Game on! RIP my sweet prince.
January 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Game on! RIP my sweet prince.
Always a relief to get your captaincy 50/50 decision right.
December 8, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Always a relief to get your captaincy 50/50 decision right.
Here is Sam Morsy who could not possibly wear a rainbow armband wearing a betting sponsor.
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Here is Sam Morsy who could not possibly wear a rainbow armband wearing a betting sponsor.
7 points from 5 on the Saturday 3pms. Good effort this afternoon lads.
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM
7 points from 5 on the Saturday 3pms. Good effort this afternoon lads.
Sharing this benching disaster I experienced in solidarity.
November 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Sharing this benching disaster I experienced in solidarity.
Goal: Porro Assist: Solanke. *Checks FPL*
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Goal: Porro Assist: Solanke. *Checks FPL*
We're on our way! UTV!
November 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
We're on our way! UTV!